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  1. 22nd December 2014, 19:22 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rider View Post
    must say i was having a good run this year. But then, I don't buy pressies, I don't watch tv, and all i will do on boxing day is eating and drinking in my back yard. If peeps want to see me they know where to find me.
    The Spirit of Christmas is still alive and well ... but nowdays ... finding three wise men IS a big ask ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    The atheists of our nation celebrating the birth of the son of God.

    Commercial reality at it's worst ... but the Boxing Day specials make it easier on the mind (and WALLET) ...
    What's even funnier is that Athiest nations are celebrating it. Mind you, since it's almost entirely a Pagan Festival that's ironic to the extreme!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    The Spirit of Christmas is still alive and well ... but nowdays ... finding three wise men IS a big ask ...
    ...Or a virgin...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    ...Or a virgin...
    How gullible was that Joseph dude?

    If you come home from work and your wife tells you she is pregnant and the father is god ...................
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    How gullible was that Joseph dude?

    If you come home from work and your wife tells you she is pregnant and the father is god ...................
    Yeah, no one else bought into those stories.....
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    This weeks pay wont arrive until tomorrow so ill need go grocery shopping on Xmas Eve. Wish me luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    This weeks pay wont arrive until tomorrow so ill need go grocery shopping on Xmas Eve. Wish me luck.
    You'll need it, if last night's trip to pick up a couple of non xmas related things is any indication, the shelves will be completely empty by then.

    It did make me wonder if there's some sort of impeding apocalypse I'm blissfully unaware of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    You'll need it, if last night's trip to pick up a couple of non xmas related things is any indication, the shelves will be completely empty by then.

    It did make me wonder if there's some sort of impeding apocalypse I'm blissfully unaware of.
    If they are out of potatoes ill be upset.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    If they are out of potatoes ill be upset.
    Oh dear.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    Oh dear.....

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    Ahh fork me.
    Ill be serving 7 people yams with the roast.
    WTF is wrong with this world.

    Im going spud shopping with my visa. BBS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltaire View Post
    Are you saying that none of it happened and the only written records were done 70 years later based on hearsay?

    What next...Coca Cola inventing Santa.

    They didn't invent the guy just changed his smoking jacket from green to red.

    I always get sucked into the whole swapping pressies thing but its a load of old capitalist bollocks with a side-order of religious propaganda really.

    Have a good one though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Ahh fork me.
    Ill be serving 7 people yams with the roast.
    WTF is wrong with this world.

    Im going spud shopping with my visa. BBS.
    I'd go yams over potatoes anyday.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    ...Or a virgin...
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    ...next week, after the bullshit the only thing left is some cunt dribbling in your ear or worse, in you...if you choose to be there, and then a couple of days after that other fuckwits make your life a drain, then just after that it's winter...yay...
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