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    What, no hookers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by buggerit View Post
    What, no hookers?
    i keep them for myself and my close friends and allies.

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    On the 13th day of Christmas Akzle gave to me:

    Thirteen pointless acronyms

    Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
    A well used Penis pump
    a six to go in mashies b9.
    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

    And shit.
    Last edited by Virago; 24th December 2014 at 18:38.
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    Wow - you had a big day on that one!

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    No one tried to fit in a lamp made from Jew skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    No one tried to fit in a lamp made from Jew skin.
    no one really put in that much effort as it was only about asskissel



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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i keep them for myself and my close friends and allies.
    So just the one hooker then?
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    I nearly cried, seeing how all you'se fellas feel about our very own akzle.
    I'm sure he's really ( no honestly) touched by your thoughtfulness about his presents both good and bad.
    Merry Christmas you Jokers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    I nearly cried, seeing how all you'se fellas feel about our very own akzle.
    I'm sure he's really ( no honestly) touched by your thoughtfulness about his presents both good and bad.
    She's a cunt.



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    If my true love had given me Half of what he got I would have shot her in cold blood

    we start of with ,,,a partridge

    then we get a partridge and 2 doves


    Soooo, the sum of the whole is ; S = n/6 ( n+1)(n+2)

    .................................................. .... = 12/6 *13 *14
    .................................................. .....= 364

    So this thread can only last 364 posts

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    Santa said Look, in the snow

    A traveling bordello show

    Nice little lookers

    I counted three hookers

    Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!

    Merry lotsa food day fuckers.
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    On the 14th Day of Christmas Akzle gave to me - 14 surprisingly helpful posts


    Thirteen pointless acronyms
    Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
    A well used Penis pump
    a six to go in mashies b9.
    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree
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    On the 15th Day of Christmas Akzle gave to me -his virginity.
    Fourteen useful posts (about where to bury dead hookers)
    Thirteen pointless acronyms ....all about Jantar
    Eleven entertaining threads to slur KB'ers,
    A well used Penis pump (well 1/4 used, the end 3/4 has never been touched)
    a six to go joisting with mashies 9.
    eight more red reps... he all deserved
    The Clap. (Only previously found in Monkey's)
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD... he mooched of mashie
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy, the jews all be causing
    A brand new $5 note,
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a very scared goat tied to a willow tree



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    On the 16th Day of Christmas Akzle gave to me –One fucked 750

    14 surprisingly helpful posts
    Thirteen pointless acronyms ....all about Jantar
    Thirteen pointless acronyms
    Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
    A well used Penis pump
    a six to go in mashies b9.
    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note.
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

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    anyone else notice 12 is missing?

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