I need a wife.

[sidecar bob]

but isn't '73 considered a 'classic' nowadays?

I'd consider it quite modern being a '66 myself.

[Akzle]

I'd consider it quite modern being a '66 myself.

i don't even think you have to pay rego on those anymore... they leak quite a bit though...

[yokel]

sorry cuz. she's faking it.

there used to be a doctor on this site.... scissorhands. he'd tell you all about her eyebrows.

she's a women, it's what they do.

[madbikeboy]

Or he could simply move to the country and fuck goats.

Mmm. Goat curry.

[madbikeboy]

I tried doing a search for you madbikeboy. I got this...

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My mommy used to take me for long drives into the country. I always found my way back home. (Rodney Dangerfield).

[madbikeboy]

Okay, so some explanation is probably required. I visited a mate yesterday evening, turns out it was right around dinner time for him and his Mrs. Dinner time for me is anytime prior to the local takeouts that deliver closing. Dinner time for my mate is waaay better. He was sitting on his ass, and his wife bought him a gourmet burger. And then she went and grabbed him a Corona.

Now, this is something of a normal occurrence for me, women bring me food and Corona's - they have a technical term of "waitress". But, my mate, alleges, and I can't guarantee it's true because it's obviously heresay - but apparently this delivery of food and beer is ongoing, meaning every night, and he even gets his lunch made by said wife.

It's like discovering that unicorns are real.

I understand some people find an attraction to settling down with one woman, and I haven't really understood that - it's like eating the same ice cream all the time, sooner or later, you get fucking sick of eating ice cream. But, your own personal waitress who cooks really good smelling food and brings Corona's? Someone should market this shit.

And to answer some of the comments above:
1. My mommy didn't love me.
2. If I move to the country, the goats will all have paper targets stapled to their sides - goat curry rocks.
3. I don't get Asian girls - I've spent too much time in Asia watching Asian girls strip (assets from their stupid boyfriends).
4. When you're single, their is an endless supply of furry triangles (depending on your tolerance for stupid conversation and how fat your wallet is).
5. If it flys, fucks, or floats - rent it. That's excellent advice, right up there with some of the quotes from Tolstoy, Nietzsche, Camus, and the dude who wrote "pull tab to open".

[Gremlin]

It's like discovering that unicorns are real.

I understand some people find an attraction to settling down with one woman, and I haven't really understood that - it's like eating the same ice cream all the time, sooner or later, you get fucking sick of eating ice cream. But, your own personal waitress who cooks really good smelling food and brings Corona's? Someone should market this shit.

It's called pros and cons. Like owning a Suzuki because it's cheaper to own, rather than owning a BMW which has all the fancy stuff, but more expensive to own.

You choose one, enjoy the pros and live with the cons.

You have endless furry triangles, but no unicorn.

[madbikeboy]

It's called pros and cons. Like owning a Suzuki because it's faster than anything, rather than owning a BMW which means you are well heeled.

I think I might have mis-quoted you.

[mossy1200]

The most obedient wife/girlfriend is one you can inflate to 35 psi, or so I've heard...

I run mine around 18-20 psi. They get harder if you ride fast.

[mossy1200]

I'd consider it quite modern being a '66 myself.

Mines a 66 also. I gave mine a rebore and it rides well now. Its a bit noisier than I would like and has issues with a bit much feedback though.

[awayatc]

Mines a 66 also. I gave mine a rebore and it rides well now. Its a bit noisier than I would like and has issues with a bit much feedback though.

Throttle takes care of feedback.....

[F5 Dave]

Okay, so some explanation is probably required. I visited a mate yesterday evening, turns out it was right around dinner time for him and his Mrs. Dinner time for me is anytime prior to the local takeouts that deliver closing. Dinner time for my mate is waaay better. He was sitting on his ass, and his wife bought him a gourmet burger. And then she went and grabbed him a Corona.

Now, this is something of a normal occurrence for me, women bring me food and Corona's - they have a technical term of "waitress". But, my mate, alleges, and I can't guarantee it's true because it's obviously heresay - but apparently this delivery of food and beer is ongoing, meaning every night, and he even gets his lunch made by said wife.
.

And if that's all he does every night this service will disappear when she realises he's a lazy cunt.

And to answer some of the comments above:
1. My mommy didn't love me.
2. If I move to the country, the goats will all have paper targets stapled to their sides - goat curry rocks.
3. I don't get Asian girls - I've spent too much time in Asia watching Asian girls strip (assets from their stupid boyfriends).
4. When you're single, their is an endless supply of furry triangles (depending on your tolerance for stupid conversation and how fat your wallet is).
5. If it flys, fucks, or floats - rent it. That's excellent advice, right up there with some of the quotes from Tolstoy, Nietzsche, Camus, and the dude who wrote "pull tab to open".

I don't remember the endless supply bit when I was single.

But despite being a bit misguided there is one fundamental truth that I think we'll all have to agree about when considering human nature, and the 7 needs. That goat curry does rock.

[F5 Dave]

Actually I went out for lunch with the crew from work to celebrate international happiness day (its today apparently & seemed a good excuse).

Well looky here! Goat curry. Hot. $10.50 & it was nice.


Maybe that's what you really need is a local Malaysian place.

[jasonu]

yeah but you're a fat americunt, so noone gives a fuck about your continent, we just wish you'd ALL stay on it.

How does get fucked sound?

[TheDemonLord]

Okay, so some explanation is probably required. I visited a mate yesterday evening, turns out it was right around dinner time for him and his Mrs. Dinner time for me is anytime prior to the local takeouts that deliver closing. Dinner time for my mate is waaay better. He was sitting on his ass, and his wife bought him a gourmet burger. And then she went and grabbed him a Corona.

Now, this is something of a normal occurrence for me, women bring me food and Corona's - they have a technical term of "waitress". But, my mate, alleges, and I can't guarantee it's true because it's obviously heresay - but apparently this delivery of food and beer is ongoing, meaning every night, and he even gets his lunch made by said wife.

It's like discovering that unicorns are real.

I understand some people find an attraction to settling down with one woman, and I haven't really understood that - it's like eating the same ice cream all the time, sooner or later, you get fucking sick of eating ice cream. But, your own personal waitress who cooks really good smelling food and brings Corona's? Someone should market this shit.

And to answer some of the comments above:
1. My mommy didn't love me.
2. If I move to the country, the goats will all have paper targets stapled to their sides - goat curry rocks.
3. I don't get Asian girls - I've spent too much time in Asia watching Asian girls strip (assets from their stupid boyfriends).
4. When you're single, their is an endless supply of furry triangles (depending on your tolerance for stupid conversation and how fat your wallet is).
5. If it flys, fucks, or floats - rent it. That's excellent advice, right up there with some of the quotes from Tolstoy, Nietzsche, Camus, and the dude who wrote "pull tab to open".