Can I try superbike racing without buying a bike?

[sidecar bob]

Dam you, now I am re thinking my re thinking lol

I googled milo world record, there is none. I drank two today so all you need to do is beat that & it's a record.
Seven sharp would be all over it like a ball rash.

[Drew]

get a paddling pool, and some women.

You bringing the women?

[nodrog:Me]

You bringing the women?

Yeah, on My superbike

[scrivy]

Get naki businesses to sponsor a drink for $5 for foodbank/salvation army/redcross recipients. Do as suggested above and you get your money back by feeding the homeless. Businesses get airtime on radio and maybe seven sharp, and you look like a GC helping others......

[scrivy]

I googled milo world record, there is none. I drank two today so all you need to do is beat that & it's a record.
Seven sharp would be all over it like a ball rash.

Geezuz.... at that rate you could buy the whole lot and have it drunk before the expiry date......

[scrivy]

get a paddling pool, and some women.

This idea has merit.... and could potentially make you more money......

[Shaun Harris]

I am Listening. I now have a little extra time, as I just sold my old fairmont after it shat the trans last week. It is a fuker being 51 and bankrupt. O well, I chose to go racing there I guess. And would still do it again any day.

[jellywrestler]

You could run it at cold kiwi if they gave you their blessing.

not sure the caterer who lugs his gear from auckland and has done for 20 plus years would be ok with the lost sales, it's hard enough as it is to make it worthwhile...

[ellipsis]

...I have a cunning idea that could be of benefit to four people here...

1...if the Milo was mixed with sawdust and a High Speed Resin (red) that would not react with the lower speed colour, (brown), of the Milo, and was moulded into a monocoque body/chassis...('cos we generally only have one dick, except those that don't have one at all)... and...

2...(if) Grumph knocked up a cheap but unbreakable record breaking motor with matching transmission (for free), we could sell the rig to Drew for the outstanding price of the Milo...

3...I have a whole lot of sawdust that I can't get rid of...(and have put a fair bit of R&D in already, as you can see)



4...Shaun would be rid of the Milo...

5...Drew would be finally get to go racing on three wheels and really whizz along without a mechanical hitch ever...

6...and this is the gold bit...we can give noddy the funds raised to go towards his Superbike...sounds feasible...

...Grumph wouldn't notice 'cos he's usually that busy, what's another fucking job by next Wednesday please...

[husaberg]

...I have a cunning idea that could be of benefit to four people here...

1...if the Milo was mixed with sawdust and a High Speed Resin (red) that would not react with the lower speed colour, (brown), of the Milo, and was moulded into a monocoque body/chassis...('cos we generally only have one dick, except those that don't have one at all)... and...

2...(if) Grumph knocked up a cheap but unbreakable record breaking motor with matching transmission (for free), we could sell the rig to Drew for the outstanding price of the Milo...

3...I have a whole lot of sawdust that I can't get rid of...(and have put a fair bit of R&D in already, as you can see)



4...Shaun would be rid of the Milo...

5...Drew would be finally get to go racing on three wheels and really whizz along without a mechanical hitch ever...

6...and this is the gold bit...we can give noddy the funds raised to go towards his Superbike...sounds feasible...

...Grumph wouldn't notice 'cos he's usually that busy, what's another fucking job by next Wednesday please...

Funny but needs some charcoal and with the sawdust and maybe some oats that would be Carbon fibre.
you could open a few bags now and let them set for the disk pads......... mmm choc smell brakes

[sidecar bob]

So, we need, a milk vat or similar, possibly a milk tanker trailer or portable water cart. A gross of milk, a system to keep it heated, a system to mix it & keep it mixed, styrofoam cups, wheelie bins, an online entry form & trust account for the funds, advertising & promotion, sponsors a date & a location & 1000 plus milo enthusiasts.
Anything else?
Oh, yes, a super bike for nodrog.

[Shaun Harris]

So, we need, a milk vat or similar, possibly a milk tanker trailer or portable water cart. A gross of milk, a system to keep it heated, a system to mix it & keep it mixed, styrofoam cups, wheelie bins, an online entry form & trust account for the funds, advertising & promotion, sponsors a date & a location & 1000 plus milo enthusiasts.
Anything else?
Oh, yes, a super bike for nodrog.

Haha, easy eh Bob

[Danger Dave]

So, we need, a milk vat or similar, possibly a milk tanker trailer or portable water cart. A gross of milk, a system to keep it heated, a system to mix it & keep it mixed, styrofoam cups, wheelie bins, an online entry form & trust account for the funds, advertising & promotion, sponsors a date & a location & 1000 plus milo enthusiasts.
Anything else?
Oh, yes, a super bike for nodrog.

Use a couple of concrete mixing trucks

[sidecar bob]

Haha, easy eh Bob

I actually thought it was a fuckload easier than worlds longest parachute free fall someone did last year.
Styrofoam cups & wheelie bins are easy, so is advertising & a bank account.

[scrivy]

I actually thought it was a fuckload easier than worlds longest parachute free fall someone did last year.
Styrofoam cups & wheelie bins are easy, so is advertising & a bank account.

I can supply those.... for a cup of milo....