Can I have a Motard without paying for one?

[husaberg]

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Oh please

[mossy1200]

I would like to thank the people who have offered me a free bike or other items but I am still searching for the perfect gift for myself so keep the offers coming.

[husaberg]

I would like to thank the people who have offered me a free bike or other items but I am still searching for the perfect gift for myself so keep the offers coming.

I can offer you a sure fire way to pick up women


Arround the waist!!

[mossy1200]

No longer feeling the love.

I have an idea. If nobody wants to donate a ride then maybe if everyone donated $20.00 to the MO$$ fund I could buy myself a Motard. PM me for account details.

[Banditbandit]

In keeping with KB tradition I would like to ask for a free Motard rather than save for one.
Idd consider other free bikes also but would prefer Motard.

Must be going well with live plates and cost less than a bag of chips and $5.00

Any other free stuff would be considered as long as its valuable.

Bloody hell .. just another one of the entitlement generation ...

(Good luck mate .. if it works let us all know .. we all want new bikes)

[Banditbandit]

No longer feeling the love.

I have an idea. If nobody wants to donate a ride then maybe if everyone donated $20.00 to the MO$$ fund I could buy myself a Motard. PM me for account details.

Try here

https://www.fundme.com/en

[mossy1200]

No donations or motards yet.
Maybe when the weather gets better someone will decide they don't want their bike anymore.

[mossy1200]

And a little boy waits.

[FlangMasterJ]

I've got one that has sat dorment since before Christmas. $3000 and it's yours.

[mossy1200]

I've got one that has sat dorment since before Christmas. $3000 and it's yours.

Your 3grand over budget. Any wiggle room?

[schrodingers cat]

I can see which this is going...
You get your motrog and its all ohhhhh poor me can some please give me some nice rego, only 12 months will be fine and has anyone got some spare beer tokens for insurance, tyres, chains, new handlebars cause THERE'S a story!

Just steal one. Worst you'll get is a slap with a wet bus ticket
When the tyres are worn out hand it back.

After all, it's all about you

[mossy1200]

I can see which this is going...
You get your motrog and its all ohhhhh poor me can some please
After all, it's all about you

Im not some sort of charity case.

[husaberg]

Im not some sort of charity case.

Ya not much of a photographer either

[mossy1200]

Ya not much of a photographer either

Correct. As soon as someone gifts me a motard ill save for some batteries for my camera.

[BMWST?]

Jeepers a motard,and bloody batteries?!