Seriously, you young cunts are lost

[Voltaire]

Changing Tyres...pfff, that was only because you needed to find a phone box to call the AA

Chainsaws are for people who don't know how to use an axe, and the only place to kick a Spanish single is off a bank.

[Akzle]

harrumf !

[Woodman]

Some of them don't even play rugby...........

[AllanB]

Rugby is soft now too - break a finger nail and they are off for the rest of the game.

[mossy1200]

Im still prepared to break a nail manning up to change a tire.

[jasonu]

Rugby is soft now too - break a finger nail and they are off for the rest of the game.

Or look at an opponent sideways and risk being kicked off the field.

[Ocean1]

Im still prepared to break a nail manning up to change a tire.

What the fux's that, store-bought treewood?

A firm nudge with the side stand and some flax were good enough when I were a nipper...

[Bass]

Im still prepared to break a nail manning up to change a tire.

That's a new tyre! what sort of fuck up did you make that you need to take it off?

[bogan]

What the fux's that, store-bought treewood?

A firm nudge with the side stand and some flax were good enough when I were a nipper...

It appears somebody else bought it from the store at some point, but looks more like roadside treewood to me

[Luckylegs]

Yeah, nah you young dicks have never learned what it's all about have you.
Most of you can't change a flat tyre.
Have never used a two way.
Would shit yourselves if you had to back a trailor, and will let ya woman fight ya battles for ya.

Fuck sake, a chainsaw has you pissing blood, and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry.

Hand in your scrotum, you'll never need it.............

You can have my sack. Its swollen, sore but you think im goin to the doctors....

Nup! Cos im a bloke

[Woodman]

Or look at an opponent sideways and risk being kicked off the field.

The refs used to let us sort our own shit out to a point. Loud mouth whingers weren't tolerated.

[tri boy]

Atta boy Lucky.
Large, blue and painful is just a scale reading on the blokes manliness chart,
Your well on the way to admiration from all blokes.
Even the Roll'n Stones titled an album off the sacred chart,
"Let it Bleed"

[mossy1200]

That's a new tyre! what sort of fuck up did you make that you need to take it off?

It was unknown age I powder coated rims and fitted new tyres after.

[MrMarko]

Young cunts may be lost but its better than being a grumpy old bastard whinging about it on the internet.

[HenryDorsetCase]

It's called evolution/progress. You're a dinosaur. Soon to be extinct. The world will still keep turning when your gone. Only difference will be that cars will back trailers up themselves, electric bikes won't need kicking over. And there will be one less grumpy old sod screaming at his computer screen over his lost youth.

"you're" gone.

You're welcome.