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    News is out: Dani Pedrosa confirmed my suspicions that there is a bump going into turn 2 and said the Honda is hard to set up for a bumpy track. CC also nearly crashed there a few times so he did well to stay on board. Dani thought he was good to catch the front group which wouldn't have surprised me, both he and Marquez said they felt good on the bikes before the crash so it's a promising sign for us Honda fan bois.

    Dovi has said yes it was ESA's fault for the crash, but put the blame on Petrucci's shoulder for riding like a wanker (paraphrased). Basically said Petruc had rekt his tyres and was taking weird lines causing him to run wide and subsequently ESA to lose the front when it all went down in front of him. From memory Petrucci was running the hards front and rear so must have worked them bloody hard to stay ahead of Pedrosa.

    Yanoonneee reckons race direction were big meanies for giving him a ride through considering he'd already been hit by George in turn 1 causing him to drop to last. I kind of see him point but they're not going to give him any slack going off his history.
    George thought he could have run the top 6, wouldn't be surprised if that was the case (keeping in mind the factory bikes on the ground) but we'll never know. Can't really blame the dude for turn 1 as it gets fucking busy in there keeping an eye on all the riders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eelracing View Post
    Or even better 2015?...only this time Rossi riding shotgun for Vinales.
    Paybacks are a bitch eh Marquez.
    That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Some people simply can't handle or face the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doppleganger View Post
    Fukin gold

    Dear George,

    You need to come out of the toilet.

    Seriously. How long do you think you can stay in there?

    Look, it's probably not true about Karel Abraham's dad bribing the President of Argentina to make it rain. But yes, it is true Karel is in second place on the grid on a Ducati that was made in 2015 from old Czech beer tins and chocolate.

    And you're right. Karel can't ride for shit and his creepy beard is probably full of weevils.

    It's also true Petrucci, whose Ducati is made out of paper and runs on kerosene, is starting in fourth.

    I promise I will find out "who the fuck Loris Baz is" and why his Ducati is also faster than yours, but I think you remember who Alvaro Bautista is, even though none of us are sure why his Ducati is also faster than yours.

    Actually, and it pains me to say this, yours is the slowest of all the Ducatis we have brought to Argentina. And this is after we put all the telemetry from all the other bikes into it. All of it, George, Swear to God. Just like you asked.

    You are, if I'm not mistaken (and I'm not because that Lin Jarvis bastard has not stopped laughing for the last three hours), you're starting in 16th.

    If you finish in that same position there will be no points. Not even any of those "special butter points" you think you should get because you are a Spartan.

    And please don't death-stare the mechanics. It's not helping. They put on the seat you told them to put on.

    Now stop texting the Argentine President and come out of the fucking toilet. I will give you a lolly.

    Regards,

    Gigi.
    Does anybody else find these almost as cringy as Lorenzo's last publicity stunt? I really don't find them "fukin gold".

    It would be funny if it wasn't literally the same joke every single time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    Does anybody else find these almost as cringy as Lorenzo's last publicity stunt? I really don't find them "fukin gold".

    It would be funny if it wasn't literally the same joke every single time.
    It's just some internet troll with 1/16th Lorenzos talent and 1/100th his money jealous that his life is 1000 times more awesome. I take no notice


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    You can take some things too seriously. If you don't like it don't read it - simple. Whinging won't help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    You can take some things too seriously. If you don't like it don't read it - simple. Whinging won't help.
    ...if it wasn't so puerile it could be funny...definitely makes me chuckle, but not at JL, and I've kicked him and his attitude many times in the past... but kicking a lad when he's having a 'few', difficulties is not cricket...

    ...I'm not sure if what I just wrote was the absolute truth now that I read it...maybe it really is hilarious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...if it wasn't so puerile it could be funny...definitely makes me chuckle, but not at JL, and I've kicked him and his attitude many times in the past... but kicking a lad when he's having a 'few', difficulties is not cricket...

    ...I'm not sure if what I just wrote was the absolute truth now that I read it...maybe it really is hilarious...
    Given that 99% of JL's problems are self-inflicted, I reckon it's funny.

    Plenty laughed at Rossi when he couldn't get on with the Duc....JL must have gone in at least suspecting he'd have problems.
    How he deals with them will tell how much class he has.

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    i think it may be Australian in which case JL may not have read it. I'd prefer to believe that. I guess if he sees it once he won't be back. It's funny if unsympathetic.
    The word schadenfreude comes to mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post

    Plenty laughed at Rossi when he couldn't get on with the Duc....

    ...and I'm sure I took it more personally than VR...but that's what his fans, followers and fanatics are all about...

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    The Facebook video was pulled down, but it lives on forever on youtube....




    I feel bad for the guy a little bit & I'm not even a fan. But when so many people are taking the piss.... My 3yo daughter now says "puta Rossi" and asks when someone crashes "is he doing Butter?"
    I'm a bad parent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by speights_bud View Post
    The Facebook video was pulled down, but it lives on forever on youtube....

    I feel bad for the guy a little bit & I'm not even a fan. But when so many people are taking the piss.... My 3yo daughter now says "puta Rossi" and asks when someone crashes "is he doing Butter?"
    I'm a bad parent...
    I feel for the guy. Test results ain't too good, fans aren't happy, Ducati is worried, the pressure is on. He just want's to improve and do better but at the 2nd corner... bam goes down.


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    Quote Originally Posted by speights_bud View Post
    I'm a bad parent...
    Yes, yes you are!!! hahahahahahaha
    "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Ono Lennon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    I feel for the guy. Test results ain't too good, fans aren't happy, Ducati is worried, the pressure is on. He just want's to improve and do better but at the 2nd corner... bam goes down.
    Yep, you'd have to be a complete cunt to say Lorenzo deserves everything he gets. The dear George stuff has its merits, but I feel like the situation is worsening to almost being a "picking on the special kid situation". Poor cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    Does anybody else find these almost as cringy as Lorenzo's last publicity stunt? I really don't find them "fukin gold".

    It would be funny if it wasn't literally the same joke every single time.
    Lame as all fuck. Just some bitter Rossi Fan Boi that's gutted Lorenzo beat him up on the Yamaha. Just like MV is doing now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Rossi
    350 GP's later and running second with 2 championship rivals 35+points in the hole....and you still bleat like a pregnant sheep.

    Marcymark will be back...the season starts now.

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