If God was involved, it would have occurred in Hells Pizza.
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If God was involved, it would have occurred in Hells Pizza.
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France
"An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't." - Anatole France
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Hmmmm reading a quote from him last night I smell a rat. He was wanking on about how it felt like his face has had a chemical peel ...
Reckon the guy has had a face lift and work done and come up will a BS excuse. The 'fire' was at the end of last month apparently ....
"channellling the Pleideans"
I think you're on to something.Originally Posted by AllanB
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
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Is that Genesis or Corinthians?
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Even worse - STUFF!
Just chugging along...
Is Corinthians the power company in the Oamaru area?
Fully qualified Sifter.
I'd say there's no two way's about it. The cunt is a closet poo punchin panger from way back. I've had dealings with him and his brothers. They're all fucking fleas.
Rasta Ratskins
Did wonder if he had tried to wash himself with holy water...
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Anarchic Wild Child
Clearly he did not follow God's instructions for burnt offerings - and the alter to make them on ...
And you shall make the altar of acacia wood, five cubits long and five cubits wide; the altar shall be square, and its height shall be three cubits. And you shall make its horns on its four corners; its horns shall be of one piece with it, and you shall overlay it with bronze. And you shall make its pails for removing its ashes, and its shovels and its basins and its forks and its fire pans; you shall make all its utensils of bronze. And you shall make for it a grating of network of bronze; and on the net you shall make four bronze rings at its four corners. And you shall put it beneath, under the ledge of the altar, that the net may reach halfway up the altar. And you shall make poles for the altar, poles of acacia wood, and overlay them with bronze. And its poles shall be inserted into the rings, so that the poles shall be on the two sides of the altar when it is carried. You shall make it hollow with planks; as it was shown to you in the mountain, so they shall make it (Exodus. 27:1-8).
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
one placenta
...he made some other great instructions too...
...Go fast...Turn Left...Repeat...
[ God or was it Jay Springsteen. (doesn't matter) ]
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Crickey, that's a bit more complex than chucking some shit on the barbie.
Was that god's instructions for making offerings to himself?
Low personal B.M.E.P.
Actually, if you followed the instructions it'd be a pretty flash barbie. Knock a George Forman grill out of the park...
I like the horns on the corners. Be a good project for the Bucket Foundry thread....
KB's Chief Cats
... then lobest thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch toward thy foe
Rasta Ratskins
It would need bluetooth. Everything is better with bluetooth!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
God's not the only one . . .
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