
Originally Posted by
sugilite
OK, riddle me this Mr Demonlord - If a portly individual ambles into a bank with a maga hat pulled down over their eyes, they then join a queue for a teller when they spot a security camera and cannot resist to pull the hat off and give an unscripted speech on how their disguise is one of the most beautiful and best ever seen.
He approaches the teller, hands over a demand note written with a sharpie on official government letter head. He shoves over a paper bag, telling the teller to fill it up with cash.
He then gets distracted by a mirror across the way. By the time he focuses back on the job at hand, he hears sirens in the distance. He grabs $5 out of the tellers cash draw and a paper bag, not realizing that was the tellers lunch bag, not the one with the cash in it. He makes a darting break for the door, where he opens up a umbrella too large to fit through it. After finally discarding that, his escape is further hampered - this time by a gently sloping mobility access ramp. Finally he "sprints" down the final 10 foot as he then shuffles across the road and out of sight.
Minutes later the police have followed a stain of orange fake tan lotion across the road from the bank to a burger joint.
They then follow a trail of discarded burger wrappings to the Wherethe lardgoes mini putt golf course - where they then find and arrest the perp.
Now clearly this was the fool of all fools, with no clear plan, and what was planned was executed in the poorest fashion imaginable. The whole heist made a keystone cops movie look like a documentary on sensibility. So considering all of this - was it still a bank robbery?
Democrats would have called it a Manual Cash Withdrawl by an economically challenged body positive non gender specific American.
Just like the antifa insurgency op in capital thevonly evidence of trump support is a hat that could be bought for $2 ...,,
Sounds like an FBI patsy op where they give a deranged individual the means to commit a crime to bump up there success stats....
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket - Eric Hoffer
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