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  1. 18th July 2007, 10:36 #31
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    Now that is awesome news to hear Glad to hear you've pulled through and will be regaling us with more riding stories. Had us all a little worried there!
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    "Shaun Harris does not wank"....(tui add).
    You know the drill mate, 99% of blokes are wankers and the other 1% are liars....and everyone knows: if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

    Then again you may be struggling for "inspiration" at the moment. I keep getting these images of a 60year old Mrs Slocum "Are You Being Served?" look-a-like nurse fawning all over you and batting her eyelashes while you've got a terrified trapped animal look on your face, haha. Still, like all good inventions, masturbation is as much about perspiration as it is inspiration so I'm sure you'll manage.

    Nah, great to hear you are on the mend and will be home soon. I can already hear the cursing: "if you poke me with that crutch one more time I'm gonna jam it up your ginga arse!" from Jimmy and co....bring it on.
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  3. 18th July 2007, 10:59 #33
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    What a great way to let us know you are getting back to normal!
    Glad to see you posting in person mate, can't wait to see you back in the flesh and giving it heaps.
    Heal fast and well, come home soon.

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    good hear from you Shaun, great to see you are still going to be involved in racing
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    Great to hear from you finally on KB.

    Shit 2 weeks and will be back home in the naki......!

    Will that give them enough time to organise the red carpet and party....?

    Im sure us Aucklanders can do one better and meet you at Auckland International Airport as you arrive in and escort you over to the little domestic terminal on our bikes and send you on your way in those little planes.

    Just need you time of arrival is all.................

    Just great to hear from you and that you are doing so blardy fantstic in your healing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Aint modern medicine marvellous?
    Only thing they couldn't do was give you an attitude transplant....
    Welcome back, ya great big wee man.
    I heard he had an arsehole transplant...... but it rejected him! Great to see things getting back to normal, you horrible little ginger bugger!!
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    Great to see you back.

    Thank God. My suspension needs looking at.
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    Yea what is that "raing" thing about?And they say theres no brain damage!How would they tell the old from the new.Good to see your back firing on all cylinders,Now get your broken arse(excuse the pun)back here and do some work you slacker
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    good to hear you are on the mend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    "Shaun Harris does not wank"....(tui add).
    You know the drill mate, 99% of blokes are wankers and the other 1% are liars....and everyone knows: if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

    Aaaa yes - sing along (from my days at NP Boys' High)

    "IIIIIIIIII'm a wanker I'm a wanker
    And it does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm a wanker I'm a wanker
    'cause I'm always pulling my pud!"

    To be sung as loud as possible, in a large group, in public, far too late at night just before everyone running like mad in a different direction before people have the chance to get annoyed...

    Re-form at an agreed time in a different part of the (Pukekura) park... and repeat!

    Wonderful fun.

    Anyway - back to Shaun
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    Good to read from you, you old clacker!
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  12. 18th July 2007, 19:20 #42
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    Good to see you're on the mend Shaun!!!
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    You're in Yorkshire Shaun? If you're anywhere around the Leeda area and there's anything* I can help with let me know fella

    (*exclusions apply! I ain't doing it for you if you're not prepared to, though I could probaly sort out a hooker or two )
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  14. 18th July 2007, 19:35 #44
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    Awesome dude... Ive got a few rollies prepared for ya
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  15. 19th July 2007, 08:47 #45
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    ROFL..... welcome back Shaun!!!
    looking forward to seeing you back at the track...... and back in NZ soon too...
    take care and heal up.... see you soon
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