Let's make KB a 1% gang, NZ's only Sprotsbike gang!

[SARGE]

Who'll design the patch? We got to have a great dirty patch to wear.

Spankme can be the sinister overlord (as he pretty much is already) and live in a smoke-filled room... when the door is opened to let in a high-ranking member, the common hordes glimpse candles and nude, oiled asian bodies sliding over each other, before the door slams shut once more.

The senior mods carry sawn-off shotguns and look grim, while casually whacking infractors heads with the butts, for swearing too loudly and distracting the Spank from his spankdom.
I can just see Hitcher in grimy black leather, with a beard and gun.
Joni in tight leather, with a pistol and oil-smudged hands and face from working on some unnatural, evil machine. Like that woman from Underworld.

Oh, Dover and Finn and Winja? They didn't get kicked out, they got murdered and the new burnout pad was laid over their shallow graves.

The HQ will be in a commercial building with a yard blocked off by high corrugated iron fences and barbed wire. There will be a small warehouse full of fooked bikes and tools, and constant hammering and welding as we prepare for some final battle.

There'll be hot babes who don't put up with any shit and who tend to do a lot of welding in overalls knotted around the waist.

Can anyone add anything more to this vision please? No grim reality thanks, this is not real life.

gangs are for soft cock no-hopers who are to shit scared to face life one on one.. i'll pass thanks

[SARGE]

.once a week scumdog can be released from his cage..but wearing ankle chains...to polish and maintain said sprotsbikes.

and the winner of the KB "Balls the Size of Coconuts" award goes to.....

[Steam]

gangs are for soft cock no-hopers who are to shit scared to face life one on one.. i'll pass thanks

Oi! This is a reality-free-zone. No unhappy truths please.

...And electric blankets.

ELECTIC BLANKETS! So we can electrocute people?? Great idea.

[janno]

There are a dozen menacing dogs prowling the compound. Vicious Cavalier King Charles Hounds Of Death. Their kill rate is 100% of unwanted intruders.

Just when the person leans down to pat the happy, smiling hound, commenting on its wagging tail and cute fluffy ears, the pack swamps the unwary, doomed one and goes into a feeding frenzy. The only sound is ripping of flesh and snarling of dogs as they eat their fill of NON SPORTSBIKE RIDER (some cruiser riders excepted. Please apply at the front desk . . .)..

[The Pastor]

and there would be a room full of beer.

[98tls]

gangs are for soft cock no-hopers who are to shit scared to face life one on one.. i'll pass thanks

Absolutly Sarge........but this is just an imaginary pass the time away on an otherwise boring friday night gang.Actually its just a gang for us billy no mates on a friday night.

[Steam]

...us billy no mates on a friday night.

Heh, true. But interestingly, in my flat we are all sitting in the lounge with our different computers, chatting online or playing games... not talking to each other much.

[deanohit]

Heh, true. But interestingly, in my flat we are all sitting in the lounge with our different computers, chatting online or playing games... not talking to each other much.

Here, I'm the only one in the lounge on my computer. Everyone else is in bed the sad buggers.

[98tls]

On the third sunday night of every month the staunchist cruiser rider found is forced to watch his naked partner scream "sprotsbikes make me wet" for 3 1/2 hours non-stop whilst sitting astride the latest big bore sprotbike from japan....

[T.W.R]

and the winner of the KB "Balls the Size of Coconuts" award goes to.....

The man who manages to lock Scummie into said ankle chains Though knowing his penchant for tassles a set from peaches & cream he may take to them

[Conquiztador]

gangs are for soft cock no-hopers who are to shit scared to face life one on one.. i'll pass thanks

That is your look at things. And you have the right to have whatever illusions you like too.

[98tls]

The man who manages to lock Scummie into said ankle chains Though knowing his penchant for tassles a set from peaches & cream he may take to them

Easy.........his love of expensive alcoholic beverages will be his downfall.

[SARGE]

Absolutly Sarge........but this is just an imaginary pass the time away on an otherwise boring friday night gang.Actually its just a gang for us billy no mates on a friday night.

right .. in that case .. can i be the Enforcer?

[98tls]

right .. in that case .. can i be the Enforcer?

yea mate for sure.........but you have to wear a mask to cover the hideous burns suffered when the FJ caught fire at 273km an hour....your answer was to ride faster to put out the fire,with no regard for your own safety,which resulted in a head on with a chubb security van..you survived..obviously and made off with the contents of said van thereby ensuring endless wealth for "the sprotsbikers"

[jimbo600]

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

The 1% thing goes back to the origins of bike gangs. Sonny Barger and the Hells Angels Days. Local law Enforcement were quoted as saying the 99% of bike riders were law abiding folk. The bike gangs are the 1% of trouble makers etc. In the hyperbolic world of bike gang culture the 1% thing has been misinterpreted as a badge to say that the wearer is part of the 1% who has killed for the gang. So to wear the 1% badge is basically saying that I live on the fridge of society and am so pathetic I have to join a gang to scavenge anything like respect because I wear a bit of wank cloth on my jacket. (Ulysses club pardoned as they're legit dudes who already have mana)