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MOI ????... Naaaahhh!
I's a little angel
and for my defence, I wasn't the one to start the episode tide is refering of...I was just waiting for my coffee at the timeand he savagely attacked my feet...I'm very ticklish, so he got a kick in response!
I was the wronged party in this sordid tickle me Elmo session, your honour!![]()
LMAO... I was barely conscious but all I recall is Tide being LAUNCHED bodily off the bed before a certain someone turned on me... (bloody strong too I might add!)
Tis nothing... oh hang on.. it really was nothing (DOH!).
Aaaa well you know what they say. A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand! (Yes it does have nothing to do with anything - it just came to mind and I thought it was kinda kinky...)
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Underestimated me, did ya? That's what happens...
Tis nothing... oh hang on.. it really was nothing (DOH!).
Aaaa well you know what they say. A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand! (Yes it does have nothing to do with anything - it just came to mind and I thought it was kinda kinky...)
Whhaaaaaa???? although my mind is already working on the potential kinkyness...
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Two bushes, two birds, has the tide gone out?
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Oh he went out alright LOL...
Picture demure (cheeky) blonde lying on bed next to demure (cheeky) redhead... and on climbs Mr Man (aka tide)... I don't recall what he said or did... but he was OUT OF THERE in about 1/2 a second.
Bloody funny and (being the gracious guy he is) he took it very well and actually went on to make us all coffees.
Credit where it's due to Tide... but GOD it was funny.
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Oh, I can be an angel, trust me...to those who need or deserve it...
now, re: attack: it was premeditated as you had prior knowledge of the said ticklishness, as demonstrated the night before in the spa to Mister Macktheknife...
Claim away buddy...you got two shows: NO show, and shit show of being found innocent on this one!
Besides, you were laughing so hard, I thought you were going to pass out at the foot of the bed!![]()
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