Last of a dying breed
There was this new guy at the old folks home that always came in with a new young lady on his arm. The other guys envied him but could not figure out how he did it. In the end they decided to ask him.
"I lie about my age" he said.
"Ahh" the others said. "So what do you tell them? That you are fifty?"
"Nah" he replied. "I tell them I am 90"
Forum whore
Originally Posted by Colapop
This must be in PD because surely no one in the KB universe would be lying about their age.Hot chick in a bikini, just for you!
And for the record, I’m 21 always have been, always will be!is there alot of lawyers and used car salespersons on kb or what!!!Im 23 forever
Melicious
I am proud to say I am a 33 year old with the face and body..(hehehehe so I like to dream) of an under age drinker... cause I am always always asked for ID at the bottle store!! and I like it!
A nice ham and salad bread roll for ya next time I see you Poos!
" It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me."
Forum whore
getting ask for ID must be a bonus being a chick!! I feel sorry for skel...always been asked for his pensioner discount card
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
You have no idea girl.Those in your dreams don't count I'm afraid, dear Toasteramus!
But the answer to your questions is : "no, of course not! Don't be silly..."
Hardcore Biker
I'm 12....
Forum whore
***nibbles longingly on comfort blanket*** ***sighs*** ***thinks can't wait till kitty is 16***
Hardcore Biker
***nibbles longingly on comfort blanket*** ***sighs*** ***thinks can't wait till kitty is 16***oh wotever mr poos
Large Falcon Collider
Hot damn!!!
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Rest In Peace
Neither do you...You have no idea girl.
Anyway, I'm happy to report that I am a very happy 31 years of age, growing more immature when it pleases me and forgetting to be sensible when I choose.
Don't care at all about lying about my age. I feel better now than I did 10 years ago. Love my mind, body and the added self confidence that comes with age and experience.
Still Ridin'
Not necessarily: a friend of mine who was in her early twenties swore vehemently (if rather repetititititively) after being asked for ID when buying cigarettes.
And my nieces when they were young were quite happy to look older than they were when buying booze and smokes.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
The TV collector.
I lied....I'm actually 6234 years old and i'm an alien.
The instructions are simple...
So the flying saucer gps is not telling you where Taradale Rd is....?I lied....I'm actually 6234 years old and i'm an alien.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
His Excellency
Saw the last ice age. I miss those wooly mammoths.
The TV collector.
Crash landed in Dannevirke 6205 years ago (before it was even Dannevirke, had to clear some scrub though) and the power cell on the saucer died 190 years ago before there was a Taradale road
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