What is it with our wives?

[cindymay]

Don't keep a man long enough for them to start behaving like a husband or a male less than committed to my pleasures. Regular turnover is the best approach to keeping everything fresh. I must upgrade the bike - before it turns into a husband.

[oldrider]

Ha,
Somehow though some kind of witchcraft, not only do i have the misses credit card, but also her bank card. The only car left is the one for our food account.....which i can watch online.
Get this - she is now only allowed $40 of her own money each week.......when i buy her something she thinks i am a god.
Fuck knows how i managed to convince her of all this????
If only i could work out how to get sex out of her it would be perfect.

You may hold the cards but the "slot" is where the transaction takes place, always has, always will!

Why do you continue to resist the irresistible!

We are the monkeys, they are the organ grinders, it's God's will, they told him that's the way they wanted it! John.

[TonyB]

Alas, I know THE LOOK well. She even does the hands on hips bit. Head usually cocked slightly to one side.

However, MrsB is a bit of a soft touch at times. Sometimes THE LOOK is acompanied by a sexy wee smirk- its not often she says "NO". however, lately she has become something of a tyrant where money is concerned, and I fear that while THE LOOK will remain, the wee smirk may be a thing of the past. sigh

[Hawkeye]

Just checking to make sure my hubby hasn't posted in here (yet). As you were.

Your a hard woman Mrs K...

[Trudes]

Your a hard woman Mrs K...

LOL, not the first time I've been told that, sure it won't be the last either!

[Timber020]

My wife knew when she met me that my life long love affair is bikes, and she comes third after bikes and my work.
I had 1 girlfriend who said it was either her or the bike, and another who said its either me or you job (she came watched me work and had nightmares for months).

I do get the look when it comes to buying gear or mentioning getting another bike, but for the most part shes all good.

[mooks]

ooooooo - I have the earlier model of said missile launcher - bought for me by my partner.
The look that I got when I just showed them this little gem was .......
".... lets go shopping!!!!! ..... "


they rock - but the springload is disappointingly weak ..... we are discussing modifications ......

[avgas]

You may hold the cards but the "slot" is where the transaction takes place, always has, always will!
Why do you continue to resist the irresistible!
We are the monkeys, they are the organ grinders, it's God's will, they told him that's the way they wanted it! John.

That is the one thing i do not understand (ffs here we go again), unlike men - women will surround themselves in stuff they like....but don't like.

Men stay away from women that a) Watch 'Sex in the City', b) Watch 'Desparate Housewives', c) read magazines that 'want to improve their sex lives' and d) have big beds.

It is all a ruse - the bed is cold, the magazines are just depressing to her (a form of masochism - eg "I'm not pretty enough") to make this worse the articles are usually written by some 45 year old that hasnt had sex in 15 years, and the tv programs are just to ammuse her (not turn her on). Kinda like why guys like horror films - we don't want to stab someone, we just like it in our movies.

In comparison (for all you women out there), what type of man; a) watches bodybuilding, b) loves to cook, c) reads how to feel compassionate, d) plans every day, e) reads up on how to listen to people and f) actually listens to women........




......thats right - thats another lie, he isn't the perfect husband.....he's gay

[Blackbird]

Blackbird is delighted to announce the acquisition of a missile launcher as shown on the first post of this thread. Our darling daughter gave me one at the weekend, accompanied by a sad shaking of head and eye-rolling from Mrs B The first test firing was successfully accomplished down the length of our office not half an hour ago. What a fantastic sight to see senior execs crying with laughter at the sound effects as salvos rained down on one of our team. I can see this getting out of control as they all want one too

Oh happy days!

[riffer]

Bless you Geoff.

Don't ever let them make you grow up.

[Blackbird]

Bless you Geoff.

Don't ever let them make you grow up.

Thanks Riff! 60th birthday only 2 weeks away so the chances are pretty slim The lady 4 desks down for me is rapidly tiring of her designated role as a member of the Taliban

I can see that this is the first step in an inter-departmental arms race with no SALT treaty in sight. Many thanks to arms supplier and great all-round daughter Victoria James.

[vifferman]

Congratulations, Geoff!
I'd like one too, but I'd get the same marital/war department reaction as you did.

[crshbndct]

in the last year my mrs has bought me:
an mr2
a motorbike
an air rifle
new gear
convinced me to upgrade the bike(wasnt hard)
a supercharger for the car
a new computer tv and stereo
and she is asking me if i want a new helmet for christmas
ive got it good. i really should pop the question and get her legally bound to me i think

[scumdog]

'That Look'?


I always thought it meant "come to bed big-boy" - you mean it means something else? - so where did I go wrong???:slap::spudwhat:

[007XX]

'That Look'?


I always thought it meant "come to bed big-boy" - you mean it means something else? - so where did I go wrong???:slap::spudwhat:

I believe you are confusing two very different "Look", me dear:

There is the one you are thinking of: , and that definitely means take your gear off and ravage me ragged!

and there is the icy blast (not to be confused with the Listerine freshness) of "The Look" as in a mix of , and , quickly followed by but without any smiling involved.

My mom was a cahmpion for it and it filled you with remorse and a feeling of abject loathing with yourself as soon as it came out.

me, I hate it with a vengeance: if you got something to say, SAY IT goddamn it!!!!