AWNR - Auckland Wednesday Night Ride

**fireball** · 5th October 2007, 14:52

Originally Posted by 422

I dont know what the hell happened - but I am really regretting missing last Wednesday. Catch you guys next week.

yeah you missed a great one!

its amazing the things us KBers get up to while learning.....

altho the (suggestive) removal of leathers by someone disturbed me a little......

**Aa7** · 5th October 2007, 15:10

Originally Posted by fireball

yeah you missed a great one!

its amazing the things us KBers get up to while learning.....

altho the (suggestive) removal of leathers by someone disturbed me a little......

bollocks!!!! i wasn't there but i don't believe it would be something as simple as the removal of leathers no matter how it is done that would disturb you

**McDuck** · 5th October 2007, 16:45

Originally Posted by Aa7

bollocks!!!! i wasn't there but i don't believe it would be something as simple as the removal of leathers no matter how it is done that would disturb you

lol and it was not even said by me.....

**Big Dog** · 5th October 2007, 18:12

Originally Posted by Mcduck5n

unfortunatley it was not his nappy....

Fortunately he needed a clean nappy for the screaming baby in seat 47c.

**Busy** · 5th October 2007, 18:37

Unfortunately the baby wasn't really a baby but a pet monkey who didn't wear nappies, his mother wasn't really his mother but a retired Army Sargent that spoke in a high voice. The plane was not really a plane but a bus, and the seat number wasn't really 47 but the seats 4 and 7 put next to each other. The tazor was not a tazor but a banana, it was used to harm people but Bruce wore the brunt of it. His mother was not deaf but did live in the cupboard, she saw everything and once the book is released, plans on coming out of the closest ...

Fortunately that could be the end of the story

Now where were we ...

**Littleman** · 5th October 2007, 19:21

God.... what did I miss?

**McDuck** · 5th October 2007, 19:47

Originally Posted by Littleman

God.... what did I miss?

meeting me.......

**Busy** · 5th October 2007, 20:33

Unfortunately the story doesn't end there, EJKDDORAI hasn't had his turn yet and we all know how he loved this game

**EJK** · 5th October 2007, 21:47

Fortunately I'm reading this...

Unfortunately I'm writing about it! OMG

**Macktheknife** · 5th October 2007, 23:17

Now now boys and girls, we don't tell tales out of school.
The events of the night remain safely hidden in the vagaries of peoples memories and that is how it should remain, what goes on tour and all that.
FORTUNATELY, we can all rest assured that Bruce is safe and well and his poor mother will recover with therapy.
And also Fortunately, we all know this story will live again on another evening when the fire burns low and the alcohol is plentiful.
Until then, keep schtum, and the legend will live on.

ok so it is late and I have been on the piss, what do you want from me?

**Disco Dan** · 5th October 2007, 23:40

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

ok so it is late and I have been on the piss, what do you want from me?

Babies

**Busy** · 6th October 2007, 07:38

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

Now now boys and girls, we don't tell tales out of school ... we all know this story will live again on another evening when the fire burns low and the alcohol is plentiful.
ok so it is late and I have been on the piss, what do you want from me?

who needs alcohol

muhahahaha

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

Babies

You are a worry DD, your middle name isn't bruce by any chance is it?

**EJK** · 6th October 2007, 12:04

Disco B. Dan? lol
Hey how come I never saw you on AWNMR? lol (Except once on the petrol station when you passed by)
I thought you were the organiser lol

**fireball** · 9th October 2007, 11:01

coming to a wednesday night this week near you.......

... i may have a new set of wheels but like always there is a catch, but as crash (my lovely flattie) put it one step back to go 3 steps forward

watch this space and dont laugh at me laugh with me!