Trading Spouses - Crazy Lady - "I'm a God warrior"

**007XX** · 10th October 2007, 11:37

Originally Posted by Tank

A quick poll indicates that yes - indeed it has.

Originally Posted by ukbandit

Is it just me or is the world going completely barking mad?

i think you are right, the world is completly nuts!

Thanks I feel much better now...

**klingon** · 10th October 2007, 12:27

Originally Posted by Tank

Was on the news the other day (I'm a CNN kinds guy) that one of her kids died in a car crash a couple of weeks ago. ...

Oh no, that lovely girl who was trying to reason with her mother and get her to settle down? That's so sad for the rest of the family! That poor little "Simon says" girl!

Wow, what a tragic family.

**ManDownUnder** · 10th October 2007, 12:29

Originally Posted by Tank

A quick poll indicates that yes - indeed it has.

Leave my quick pole alone - and for the record pointing up like that means nothing unusual...

**avgas** · 10th October 2007, 13:34

That lady made me feel sick when i saw her on trading spouses.........so much so i wished cancer on her.

**bert_is_evil** · 10th October 2007, 14:03

Originally Posted by avgas

That lady made me feel sick when i saw her on trading spouses.........so much so i wished cancer on her.

Don't worry, I'm sure she'll have type 2 diabetes in no time at all, unless she already has.

**Tank** · 10th October 2007, 14:39

Originally Posted by avgas

That lady made me feel sick when i saw her on trading spouses.........so much so i wished cancer on her.

Jebus - shes only a crazy woman on Telly and you wished cancer on her?

What do you do to people who really piss you off?

kelleyb · 10th October 2007, 14:43

Originally Posted by Tank

Jebus - shes only a crazy woman on Telly and you wished cancer on her?

What do you do to people who really piss you off?

She actually gives them cancer? Not cool, man, not cool.

**avgas** · 10th October 2007, 15:42

Originally Posted by Tank

Jebus - shes only a crazy woman on Telly and you wished cancer on her?

What do you do to people who really piss you off?

Act rather than think

**limbimtimwim** · 10th October 2007, 15:53

I think this article explains it well, the universe is about to have 4 (Not 3!) space-like dimensions.

http://arxivblog.com/?p=71

Explains all the weirdness in the world today.

**bert_is_evil** · 10th October 2007, 16:04

I once got most of the way throught Bill Brysons "A short history of nearly everything" - I was enjoying it a lot and feeling vastly more knowledgeable about, well, nearly everything, when I got to the quantum physics section....my skull spontaneously split open and mushy stuff spilled out all over the lounge suite. Due to my decreased brain capacity I'm unable to fathom what on earth they are talking about in that article.

**Dilligaf** · 11th October 2007, 11:46

Actually many people far far cleverer than me believe that there may be up to 10 dimensions. Please don't ask me to explain it - I have listened several times and just nod carefully.
And on that theme :
A Simpleton's Guide to Science

Terms
Relativity: Family get-togethers at Christmas.

Gravity: Strength of a glass of beer.

Time travel: Throwing the alarm clock at the wall.

Black holes: What you get in black socks.

Critical mass: A gaggle of film reviewers.

Hyperspace: Where you park at the superstore.

Facts
Gravity was discovered by Sir Isaac Newton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy. When planets do it, we say they are orbitting.

The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.

The moon is more useful than the sun, because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the sun shines during the day when you don't need it.

To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.

Isn't it meaningless to speak of a 45 degrees angle unless you specify Fahrenheit or Celcius?

An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Doppler effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.