Kiwi Women all Nympho Slappers

kelleyb · 13th October 2007, 17:47

Originally Posted by 007XX

It's a blank page, isn't it? so start afresh, and leave the baggage behind...I know it's easier said than done, but I've been there trust me...Be wiser from your mistakes, but don't let them spoil you to new beginnings!

That's good advice that everyone needs to take to the bank.

**Mikkel** · 13th October 2007, 17:50

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh absolutely! but bear in mind that this thread was talking about sexual fulfilment, not satisfaction of all aspects in a relationship...This is by far a way more complex subject, as it requires so many more level of interaction and compatibility between the two genders.

Hmm, just because she puts out doesn't mean you'll walk away satisfied...

My husband was reading this thread (at my request) a few minutes ago and reading your comment about a bad girl said (and i quote) : "it took me 40 years to find the right one, but now, i'm happy it took this long to get it right". i didn't want to post this as it sounds like I'm blowing my own horn, but all I wanted to highlight is that at the end of the day, we are all complex creatures and yes, relationships are hard, getting to know someone is at best difficult and getting to like them for a lifetime is even harder, but it is worth it, so give it a go, don't be shy!!! It all starts with the "hey, How are you, can I buy you a drink?"

As long as you're not just blowing YOUR horn I'm sure you'll both be fine

But pick-up lines is something I've never done. Brutal honesty does seem to have worked for me... Being a smartass never has - I guess it just doesn't come naturally to me.

**Colapop** · 13th October 2007, 17:53

Be who you are - coz that's who you'll have to be eventually...

**007XX** · 13th October 2007, 18:00

Hmm, just because she puts out doesn't mean you'll walk away satisfied...

I would say the idea is not to be able to walk away!

As long as you're not just blowing YOUR horn I'm sure you'll both be fine

Thanks Doc, I'll make sure to remember this very essential advice

But pick-up lines is something I've never done. Brutal honesty does seem to have worked for me... Being a smartass never has - I guess it just doesn't come naturally to me.

So I'm curious now...how do you ask a girl out in a brutally honnest fashion?

*I never understood pick up lines either...*

MD · 13th October 2007, 18:34

Six pages of posts and still none of you have figured out where these root bags are? The survey was conducted in the Hutt Valley - hardly a fair contest for the rest of the world.

**trump-lady** · 13th October 2007, 18:44

Well im either really old or a not a real NZ woman cause Im spose to be going out, a bunch of single women getting drunk......... and Im sitting on KBer. Which is far more interesting at this point. My legs are sore from riding the loop today and I think Im ganna have a wine, watch TV and fall the flip asleep. No slapper activities for me tonight.

**Oakie** · 13th October 2007, 19:08

Originally Posted by 007XX

:What do you blokes have to say for yourself, hmmmm?

I'm saying nothing. I appear to be well below average. Not that I'm lacking for quantity ... just variety it would seem. Being with the same woman since I was 18 will do that I guess.

**Mom** · 13th October 2007, 19:10

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh sorry mate, I guess my comment would be clear if you'd met me...

can someone please tell him what I'm like?

Impossible to describe....but fabulous with it??????

I tried, ok

Originally Posted by Finn

Yes and it has a non-return valve in it too.

exit Finn, exit!.....that was the old you surely?....re-entering is so much nicer

**Toaster** · 13th October 2007, 19:14

European Girls... mmmmm!

**Grahameeboy** · 13th October 2007, 22:11

Originally Posted by Finn

Yes and it has a non-return valve in it too.

Oooooo.........longer lasting then

**Mikkel** · 14th October 2007, 00:08

Originally Posted by 007XX

I would say the idea is not to be able to walk away!

Now that's something I've still got in store I'm afraid...

Thanks Doc, I'll make sure to remember this very essential advice

Good and make sure you pick up the prescribed double entendre on the way out as well

So I'm curious now...how do you ask a girl out in a brutally honnest fashion?

"You hungry? Fancy a sausage?" - Jokes aside, e.g.: "I really think you're a magnificient woman - wanna go out for dinner sometime? We can even split the bill if you insist on being "sort-of" modernistic... Dessert at my place!"

*I never understood pick up lines either...*

Well, that proves my point that you always have to expl,ain jokes to a woman

Sorry if I was being a smartass after all - I blame it on the wine!

**Toaster** · 14th October 2007, 08:21

Originally Posted by BuFfY

I object!!!!!!!!

What exactly are you objecting to?

**Toaster** · 14th October 2007, 08:24

Originally Posted by MD

Six pages of posts and still none of you have figured out where these root bags are? The survey was conducted in the Hutt Valley - hardly a fair contest for the rest of the world.

I dunno about that, I grew up in the Hutt and have lived around the country in my 35 years... plently of girls more than willing in my experience.

**Stickchick** · 14th October 2007, 09:28

I'm a Hutt girl and my count is less than the average....Sounds like I missed out on some fun, either that or I have standards

**jrandom** · 14th October 2007, 09:39

As far as I've been able to observe, the ability to keep a partner for long periods of time is a far greater predictor of happiness in life than the ability to convince strangers to have sex.

I'm just, y'know. Just sayin'.

[Edit: Speaking, of course, as an ugly motherfucker who can't get laid. You might want to take my opinions with a grain of salt...

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