Freakin' hippy
AArgh! Since abandoning my pushbike and communting every day on the motorsickle I have put on 7kgs of fat .
FAT! That's SEVEN KILOS. of LARD
This whole random baby weighs seven kgs.
Imagine me, I ate that baby.
That baby is my belly.
FRACK! I'm quite pissed off. I knew I was a bit of a chubb, but not 7kgs in a year.
BIkes are BAD for your HEALTH, umkay?
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
Eyes that shine burning red
Like this you mean?Originally Posted by Steam
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_Llt1LtwU[/YOUTUBE]
psytrance junkie
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... man... best.rant.evar!
roflmao... I like the bit about the baby, pure awesome... and I shall then take that into account when I get a bike... must use the push bike regularely in that case... keep the bum and tum trim... yep indeedy do.
but LOL! bling..
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
Hardcore Biker
I know what you mean. My pushbike is gathering dust while I get in as much riding as I can. Will get the pushbike out when I struggle to fit my gear (which I bought when I was fitter)
Freakin' hippy
Yes, exactly. Imagine Fat Bastard with most of a monkey-bike stuffed up his arse-crack and that's me.
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
Eyes that shine burning red
Hmmm, not a great mental image there
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Ah! I was wondering where my fat went to.
Have lost 9.5kg's in the last two weeks and feeling much happier!
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Whip it, whip it good!
How about you take up some of my "contentness" LOLAh! I was wondering where my fat went to.
Have lost 9.5kg's in the last two weeks and feeling much happier!
You can take a few kilos now surely?
The desert creature
Run at lunchtime. I do.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Scooter boy
Have lost 9.5kg's in the last two weeks and feeling much happier!
In two weeks?How?
(Have you got dysentery?)
Freakin' hippy
I was wondering the same thing.
- Dysentery?
- Liposuction?
- Decapitation?
- a very very big poo?
I dunno. How'd ya do it? Are you the biggest loser?
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
He's back bitches!
Oh you poor bastard steam... Cant say Ive noticed a change in weight either way....
Very pleased with my calves though
Yes I know its gay, but hey...you gotta work with the cards your dealt !
Easily ammused
time to change your name to FatSteam.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
could catch a monkey
I was thinking Ebola, mebee....
Wherever I may roam
Haha, yea, I've noticed the same thing, my bike pants are now feeling a bit tight around the waist.
Good luck with your trip mate.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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