Thank f**k post root cuddling wasn't mentioned, that means there time to race down to the TAB and put a bet on.
His Excellency
Thank f**k post root cuddling wasn't mentioned, that means there time to race down to the TAB and put a bet on.
Bogeyman
Well, see, in that dim distant past REAL Men didn't need no instruction book...Originally Posted by mstriumph
i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles?
sheeeeeesh!
Fuck, quick where's that dodge smiley thing...
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Meeeeeeeeeh
Sounds like it's written by a fuckin unsatisfied woman having a bitch
Forum whore
....or an unsatisfied bitch wanting a woman.Sounds like it's written by a fuckin unsatisfied woman having a bitch
Resident Redneck
either way though anything to get between the legs is worth doing....I always think of the tits as a "safe"....2 tweaks to the left, three to the right and four more to the left and the legs then open up wide!
'tart tourmenter
I'm surprised you're old enough to know what that means!
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
Hardcore Biker
Business Time...... by FOC. That's all I need to know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
Last edited by Krusti; 24th October 2007 at 06:42. Reason: Added clip
Here for the arcade.
Get her to be the boss, you pick up a few things from there. Learning by doing should make you remember
L-Plate Rider
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3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.
9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.
Dont you think numbers 3 and 9 might confuse your average male as they seem to be conflicting??
Loud and Uncouth
Well nobody got around to telling CB THAT!!
But the first post of the thread is so true eh!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Loud and Uncouth
Sadly in a lot of cases they DIDN'T know!!i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles?
sheeeeeesh!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Hardcore Biker
I prefer 6 and 9 meself!!
Dont you think numbers 3 and 9 might confuse your average male as they seem to be conflicting??
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
e mare libertas
Good shit.
Plenty of girls out there that could do with a few of those tips, too.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
I'm not SMPL I'm just special
So can the guys....its surprising how some guys just don't know what they are doing.Good shit.
Plenty of girls out there that could do with a few of those tips, too.
.....your time is coming
It was surprisingly quiet at the weekend.......I will put you down for a vibrator for Christmas eh
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