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  1. 15th November 2007, 23:59 #1
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    Man convicted of sex act with bicycle

    This is about the most bizarre news story I've ever seen on the BBC web-site,kind of feel sorry for the guy,he already had to leave town then it gets put on one of Britain's most-viewed web-sites anyway.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm
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  2. 16th November 2007, 05:54 #2
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    it was in his room, it was his bike, who cares.......lots of people have sex with the town bike
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  3. 16th November 2007, 06:25 #3
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    Since when has sex with an inanimate object in the privacy of your own home (or lodgings, in the case of this guy) been an offence???

    What harm was he causing?

    Can't say I truly understand his motives at all, but for goodness' sake....has the judicial system got nothing better to do??????
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  4. 16th November 2007, 06:52 #4
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    maybe the bike was underage?
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    Maybe bicycle didn't consent to sexual relations?!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

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    Another Scotsman having sex with his bike? I mean, my Ducati gets me kinda horny.
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  7. 16th November 2007, 09:26 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Another Scotsman having sex with his bike? I mean, my Ducati gets me kinda horny.
    no need to ooopppss my man i get the same with my bandit! if it could get a job and cook i would marry it ha ha ha

    where on the bike was the scots man? THE HORN SILLY
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    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.
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  8. 16th November 2007, 13:49 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    maybe the bike was underage?
    Yeah it was a 10 speed.
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  9. 16th November 2007, 14:49 #9
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    Mah, he must be one lonely guy....

    but seriously I cannot imagine (as a man) reaching orgasm on a bike


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    Why not EJ?
    Just gotta make sure the exaust isn't hot!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

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  11. 16th November 2007, 15:10 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI View Post
    Mah, he must be one lonely guy....

    but seriously I cannot imagine (as a man) reaching orgasm on a bike
    Really????? See that's where you need a Vtwin...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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  12. 16th November 2007, 15:12 #12
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    Pfffft, singles RULE for vibes!
    None of this smooth V-twin nonsense or painful buzzing 4s, singles is where it's at!

    A bloody push bike though, what a weirdo, they're not even sexy, unlike a Ducati or MV.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Pfffft, singles RULE for vibes!
    None of this smooth V-twin nonsense or painful buzzing 4s, singles is where it's at!
    lmao!
    Rock on!!


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  14. 16th November 2007, 15:47 #14
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    Singles rule......Big ones.
    BTW..that guy that rooted that bycycle
    Wasnt a menstrual cycle was it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Pfffft, singles RULE for vibes!
    None of this smooth V-twin nonsense
    I'm sorry...remind me again...you are single, aren't you?

    Trust me my young friend...gurls really like Vtwins for a very good reason...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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