A bike for the girls.

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 08:22

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Aww, go on, you're upsetting the flow

Mebbe...that's the whole point of the expression "put a cork in it", isn't it?

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th November 2007, 08:28

That's what

does, eh?

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 08:32

Originally Posted by MSTRS

That's what

does, eh?

No Hun...if you were to pock me at the wrong time of month, you'd get a very different reaction...

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th November 2007, 08:36

Waddaya mean 'me', paleface. I aint 'pocking' nuffink.
*Keeps hands in pockets and sense of humour/dignity intact*
(damn the bling rules)

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 09:01

Originally Posted by MSTRS

I aint 'pocking' nuffink.

Awwwww...that so sad!

To quote one of my favourite movie's line: "even dirty old men need love!"

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th November 2007, 09:10

Originally Posted by 007XX

Awwwww...that so sad! : "even dirty old men need love!"

I'll be sure to pass that on. One exists in an eternal state of hope...although one has moved beyond even begging.

That just leaves guilt as a lever. I think.

Do you really think that 'plug' will work?

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 09:15

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Do you really think that 'plug' will work?

Depends...is it 12V powered? And do you have a fresh supply of batteries?

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th November 2007, 09:20

Originally Posted by 007XX

Depends...is it 12V powered? And do you have a fresh supply of batteries?

Cordless eh? No strings attached? What...magnetic retrieval system?

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 09:25

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Cordless eh? No strings attached? What...magnetic retrieval system?

I like your thinking...

Remote controled?

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th November 2007, 09:30

Originally Posted by 007XX

Remote controled?

No! Everyone knows that girls can't operate those things properly....

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th November 2007, 09:36

Surely that was enough time for that to be absorbed? Should I feel flushed with success?

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 09:41

Originally Posted by MSTRS

No! Everyone knows that girls can't operate those things properly....

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Surely that was enough time for that to be absorbed? Should I feel flushed with success?

Oh so very sorry, but you are not the only one I was having a discussion with...

But feel flushed to your little heart's content...

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th November 2007, 09:51

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh so very sorry, but you are not the only one I was having a discussion with...

But feel flushed to your little heart's content...

This is so confusing....

I thought women could multi-task. So, you can't be a woman.
But this ability to utterly crush a fragile male ego, says you are a woman.

"Bleeding women"

**007XX** · 27th November 2007, 09:57

Originally Posted by MSTRS

This is so confusing....

I thought women could multi-task. So, you can't be a woman.
But this ability to utterly crush a fragile male ego, says you are a woman.

"Bleeding women"

You'll get over it...eventually! I'm a man's mind stuck in a female's body...even I get confused from that...

And I can multi task....i'm working and talking to you at the same time...