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Years back as a laugh me and a mate had some cards printed up, I was the all rounder/caretaker at this lodge, so my card said "Property Manager", while my mate was the receptionist, so his said "Lodge Manager".Originally Posted by jrandom
Boss wasn't all that impressed until we printed some for him entitled "Overlord of the Lodge".
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Melicious
Good luck!!!!!
hehe you know I am joking, maybe girl with her skirt up her arse might take one from ya.
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Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Now you're just being mean, you nasty, nasty wench! hehe >
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Forum whore
They solved that problem at work, put anything on it you like... the level of pretentiousness is then your own problem
Highway Biker
Ha ! I once was told by management that I needed business cards, so duly ordered them. Two weeks later they arrived, all neatly printed with the correct information, company logo etc. A week later we were "restructured" and I was made redundant !
I ended up handing out the entire boxful to everyone (management included) at the leaving piss-up !
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Easy Biker
If you give me one I'll put it in my folder with all the cards of the other important people I interact with.
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Merv
I just carry a vivd around and write my details on peoples arms or hands. Then frustration and anger from trying to clean it off a day later scars me into their memory.
Then after a few days people start asking "What's that on your hand?" and they obviously have to explain it. I call this my extended word of mouth marketing strategy.
i'm motarded
Farkin homies, always writing on shit, pull ya pants up!
One, two free, floor!
LOL yay business cards - right up there with the title "Manager" and your own cell phone.
Look behind the scenes and look at what they mean... they all are the company's way of saying "WE OWN YOU". Bu they do feel good when you hit that milestone... it is kinda cool.
Does anyone know of a wee printer that could print on the back of them though? I reckon there's good money to be made printing a deck of cards on the back of the buggers so there's something to do at conferences.
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Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Now that's a good idea!!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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Ooh! Now you can enter all those draws at cafes and bars - you know, the sort that say 'put your card in here and you can win a **insert lure of choice**'!You get your very own Business Cards! A box load of business cards with my name just arrived in the office, I dont actually have anyone to give them to as I am just the Team Leader, not the Consultant, but what the heck, kinda makes me feel important! Maybe I'll give them to all (2) of my friends for Xmas?!
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Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Ha, another great idea! I never knew having business cards could be so good!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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We are on the same wavelength, sister!
Amount of times you see them and never had a card to put into the box... Now I prob wont find any.
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My organisation does not use business cards... makes things too clinical and hospitalised. We are a family and advocate equality.
Would be nice though.. save me scrolling through my cell phone to find my own number to give to people..
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