Go the mo !
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
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You only need two tools in life:
Duct tape if it moves and it shouldn't.
WD-40 if it doesn't move and it should.
Brute force and ignorance always prevails.
Failure comes from too little brute force, or
too little ignorance.
Here's mine, taken this morning. It has the feel of a wire brush, and for some reason its still growing straight out, and starting to curl UP slightly...WTF?? One of the chciks here at work wants to use mascara on it as most of it is blonde and doesn't show up so well....over my dead body
If anyone wants to sponsor me, follow these instructions:
To sponsor my Mo please go to http://www.movember.com/nz/donate, enter my registration number which is 188738
Registration Number: 188738.
It needs your credit card details tho. The website works REALLY well though and there are other sponsorship options.
My daughter telling me like it is:"There is an old man in your face daddy!"
It's interesting that only a handful of mostaches grown in Movember are actually being sponsored.
So oppressed are modern menfolk by the dead hand of censure and rebuke from overly opinionated women, that Movember is the only opportunity many have to worm their way from beneath the Thumb of Dominance and express their manliness, albeit briefly, fleetingly and cowtowingly.
Women's opinions on men's grooming and appearance have become overinflated and cast a dark pall on what it means to be a man. I blame the Labour Government, and men with soft cocks.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Funnily enough, I once grew a beard just to piss MrsB off! Strangley though, she found it raaaather nice and changed her opinion. My daughter cried and shouted "I don't like you any more daddy!!" when I shaved it off over a year later.
My daughter telling me like it is:"There is an old man in your face daddy!"
We took a family photo of myself with my brother and father all with Mo's.... no way would I put that on this site!
Today I was accused of being involved with the chernobyl cleanup, such is my mo.
Spose i'll post a pic tomorrow.
I can help with that..... can find one now
The King of Mo's....
Hah, thanks Jo. It has advanced even more since then!
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
I'll photo my pitiful effort tomorrow, right before I shave the bastard off.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Just won myself a box of beer for winning the Movember competition at work by a clear margin![]()
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