View Poll Results: Male Bikers who exfolliate - gay, or not gay?

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  • Gay. No doubt about it, buy that man some shares in KY.

    37 64.91%
  • Not gay. My man on man lover said so.

    20 35.09%
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Thread: Male bikers who exfoliate!

  1. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeocen View Post
    little girly *smooth* soap?

    Ah, dove !!! A 1/4 moisturising cream ya know

    And to asnwer the original question, YES !!! Quite pleasant actually, especially the cucumber scented ones...


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    Oh FFS, Why are all the good threads in Rant & Rave...

    ..MY POOR POST COUNT :MAD:

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    I buy my dear hubby facial cleanser, toner and moisturiser, he also uses an exfoliant occasionally, because I thought he was using my expensive stuff and figured he should have his own products (cheap shit, not my goodies). At least he hasn't started using my razors or epilator (Yet). But he is kind of manly (ish), and has baby bottom facial skin!

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    I have hard out smelling manly body wash, radox (it sounds a lot like gravy ox) sometimes it has gurana which is like absorbing adrenaline through the skin IT'S FUCKIN' EXTREME!

    I then have clean and clear face stuff with the wee bits of coloured sand and its oxgenated superhydrolated harmonic generated intermodulated whatever, either way if I dont use that with some creme shit after my shower then I get pimples....and they're not cool...

    I do however shampoo and condition my long dark wavey locks every 3ish days (pretty much when i decide it hasn't quite been long enough) then....I...straighten every morning....yes that's right...hair iron straightener cause of small burns on my hand....

    I'm not worried about oil, grease and dirt fuck I'll happily crawl around under the car putting the chains on in the muddy snow, I'll let out the plug and not worry that my hand/arm is now covered in oil, I'll dig a foot deep trench in the yard in the middle of winter, lay down a drain with some fabric stuff, hand and knees and fill in the trench in 1 day.

    it's called metro or metrosexual, means you're a man who can cook, clean and look after himself, you're not some new age soft caring douche bag so you wont buy her flowers, admire how a leaf looks when the sun shines through it, but at dinner/partys/movies/occasions you don't smell of smelly riding kit.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

    no way would I ever shave anything but my chin and chops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I dunno about face scrub but I do use skin stuff that my lady bought me (it says moisturiser on the bottle but it's really 'skin stuff') Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay? I'll bitch slap you back to yo' Mama....
    Your gay

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    Crap! I'm gay too!

    Just scratched my nose and some skin came off.

    Crap, better go admit to the wife that I'm gay.
    Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Just scratched my nose and some skin came off.

    Crap, better go admit to the wife that I'm gay.

    Ha ha nice nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Crap, better go admit to the wife that I'm gay.
    No need - she probably already knows - women pick that up pretty quickly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    No need - she probably already knows - women pick that up pretty quickly
    Might explain that "I really love you as a friend" talk we had.
    Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    OK, help me out here.

    What, exactly, is 'exfoliating'?
    Agent Orange.

    Used to get rid of foliage, hence the "ex-foliate"!

    Simple really!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Sweet Jesus no wonder this country is stuffed up. On this site we have women asking about your fave porn style and men asking about comsetics...

    Gack!

    I'm going STRAIGHT out to my man cave tonight and listening to MAN music and drinking beer until I either vomit or pass out.... SOMEONE has to keep the traditions alive for the future....
    Be sure to come inside all drunk and smelly and hit the wife up for some good old fashioned lovin' too
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    Fuck that if I want to appeal to the fairer sex I pick the bugs out of my teeth and shave.

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    I used to borrow my daughter's stuff and exfoliate a couple of times a month. She bought me some of my own for Father's Day so now I do it a couple of times a week. Quite nice really. But I don't do it to attract the opposite sex (or the same sex for that matter). I've got one wife ... what the hell would I want another woman lusting after me for?
    Grow older but never grow up

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    Ho. Mo. Sexuals. Either that, or "men" who are oppressed and insecure enough to be pussy-whipped into conforming with the desires of uppity women. I blame the Labour government.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Saying a guy is a homo because he likes to be clean for whatever reason holds about as much water as saying a guy who owns a yamaha tours bike is too much of a pussy bitch to handle a real bike.

    Different strokes is for different folks, not different sexualities. That's caveman ideology.

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