Gay. No doubt about it, buy that man some shares in KY.
Not gay. My man on man lover said so.
Oh FFS, Why are all the good threads in Rant & Rave...
..MY POOR POST COUNT :MAD:
I buy my dear hubby facial cleanser, toner and moisturiser, he also uses an exfoliant occasionally, because I thought he was using my expensive stuff and figured he should have his own products (cheap shit, not my goodies). At least he hasn't started using my razors or epilator (Yet). But he is kind of manly (ish), and has baby bottom facial skin!![]()
I have hard out smelling manly body wash, radox (it sounds a lot like gravy ox) sometimes it has gurana which is like absorbing adrenaline through the skin IT'S FUCKIN' EXTREME!
I then have clean and clear face stuff with the wee bits of coloured sand and its oxgenated superhydrolated harmonic generated intermodulated whatever, either way if I dont use that with some creme shit after my shower then I get pimples....and they're not cool...
I do however shampoo and condition my long dark wavey locks every 3ish days (pretty much when i decide it hasn't quite been long enough) then....I...straighten every morning....yes that's right...hair iron straightener cause of small burns on my hand....
I'm not worried about oil, grease and dirt fuck I'll happily crawl around under the car putting the chains on in the muddy snow, I'll let out the plug and not worry that my hand/arm is now covered in oil, I'll dig a foot deep trench in the yard in the middle of winter, lay down a drain with some fabric stuff, hand and knees and fill in the trench in 1 day.
it's called metro or metrosexual, means you're a man who can cook, clean and look after himself, you're not some new age soft caring douche bag so you wont buy her flowers, admire how a leaf looks when the sun shines through it, but at dinner/partys/movies/occasions you don't smell of smelly riding kit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual
no way would I ever shave anything but my chin and chops.
Just scratched my nose and some skin came off.
Crap, better go admit to the wife that I'm gay.
Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.
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Fuck that if I want to appeal to the fairer sex I pick the bugs out of my teeth and shave.
I used to borrow my daughter's stuff and exfoliate a couple of times a month. She bought me some of my own for Father's Day so now I do it a couple of times a week. Quite nice really. But I don't do it to attract the opposite sex (or the same sex for that matter). I've got one wife ... what the hell would I want another woman lusting after me for?
Grow older but never grow up
Ho. Mo. Sexuals. Either that, or "men" who are oppressed and insecure enough to be pussy-whipped into conforming with the desires of uppity women. I blame the Labour government.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Saying a guy is a homo because he likes to be clean for whatever reason holds about as much water as saying a guy who owns a yamaha tours bike is too much of a pussy bitch to handle a real bike.
Different strokes is for different folks, not different sexualities. That's caveman ideology.
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