Doing the world a favour by breaking Disco Dan's jaw with your knee and then discovering that he made all that shit up and is actually a virgin...Originally Posted by Disco Dan
No, wait, that's still on the to-do list.
e mare libertas
Doing the world a favour by breaking Disco Dan's jaw with your knee and then discovering that he made all that shit up and is actually a virgin...
No, wait, that's still on the to-do list.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Come warm yourself by the fire
"Everything is FINE!"
means everything will be as fine as you can make, run like fuck.
DAMHIK
Vicks vapour rub makes your eyes weap
DAMHIK
If you f up on a montainbike fast enough, only the wheels will touch the ground......untill you loose speed (in some cases instantly)
DAMHIK
Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath is a good song to play for divorced men.
DAMHIK
Tabasco sauce goes in your mouth easier than it comes out your poopoo hole
DAMHIK
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Hardcore Biker
And also flying in a Cessna with a wet sump oil system for periods upside down will cause the engine to lose oil pressure very rapidly, and cover the bottom of the fuselage in a nice mess of oil so everyone knows what you've done!Fuel in a high wing cessna is gravity fed and prolonged flying upside down is likely to kill the engine....
DAMHIK
Stefan
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
That's one of the things that made the Merlin V12 27 L engines from the Spitfire so brilliant. They had a cylindrical oil sump with the piping coming into the centre so it didn't matter if it was upside down or not...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Forum whore
If you mistake the dish washing liquid for the cooking oil, your children will bravely try to eat the rather rubbery fried eggs but when they discover your error, they will haunt you with it for the next twenty years.
DAMHIK
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Nana
It is if you face her in to the wind. Position is everything.Sex at the beack in the sand isn't all it's cracked up to be...
ADAMHIK
His Excellency
Confusing Saline solution with protein removal liquid, hung over, trying to insert contact lenses.
Final reason i let them zap me with a cold laser.
DAMHIK
The desert creature
Eating a slice of Habanero pepper after being dared by a friend. Finding it hot but manageable. And then recognizing the error of your ways after a trip to the restroom (washing hands twice with soap proved to be insufficient).
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Fully Foxed
You really don't want to hear the words "I need to take my teeth out for this"
DAMHIK
Hardcore Biker
Dont weld in tevas. and NEVER weld in bare feet.
Forum whore
Don't forget to remove that rag you popped in the airbox on your 500/4 to catch water dripping from your ripped seat. It doesn't assist inner city cornering at all when the throttle is jammed open. DAMHIK lol
"If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
The desert creature
Superglue is called "superglue" for a reason.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
The original Disco
Hot off the press this one...
spending half an hour discussing "appropriate" conversation to a client (im at work now) rather than talking about sex and wearing revealing clothing being a no-no... then the client pointing out my fly was undone... *damit*
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
ArseBiscuit
Putting dishwashing liquid into the dishwasher at work will fill half the floor with bubbles.
DAMHIK
The desert creature
Using dishwasher fluid as a replacement for a washing machine detergent is generally a bad idea - unless you need heaps of light and sturdy foam.
DAMHIK
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
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