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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
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    The Mason-Dixon line has its origins as a name of the boundary between the "free" and "slave" states of what is now known as the United States of America. Subsequently this term has been used to describe the philosophical differences that divide the conservative southern states from their more liberal cousins. Concepts like homosexual relationships (irrespective of gender) are too much for many red-necked southerners to cope with, and the thought of two lesbians (irrespective of their total combined weight) leaping from aircraft whilst locked together may cause them to have some sort of mental infarction. It is more than certain that some of these states have laws preventing such practices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    The Mason-Dixon line has its origins as a name of the boundary between the "free" and "slave" states of what is now known as the United States of America. Subsequently this term has been used to describe the philosophical differences that divide the conservative southern states from their more liberal cousins. Concepts like homosexual relationships (irrespective of gender) are too much for many red-necked southerners to cope with, and the thought of two lesbians (irrespective of their total combined weight) leaping from aircraft whilst locked together may cause them to have some sort of mental infarction. It is more than certain that some of these states have laws preventing such practices.

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    lol thanks... just as well we don't live in the states
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    The Mason-Dixon line has its origins as a name of the boundary between the "free" and "slave" states of what is now known as the United States of America. Subsequently this term has been used to describe the philosophical differences that divide the conservative southern states from their more liberal cousins. Concepts like homosexual relationships (irrespective of gender) are too much for many red-necked southerners to cope with, and the thought of two lesbians (irrespective of their total combined weight) leaping from aircraft whilst locked together may cause them to have some sort of mental infarction. It is more than certain that some of these states have laws preventing such practices.

    I hope this isn't construed as being "off topic"...
    your no further off topic than teh rest of the passers by Hitcher, however if i was a Mod i'd have banned all you mother fuckers by now !!!!


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    you dunit yet?
    or are you still strippin' the chickin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XP@ View Post
    you dunit yet?
    or are you still strippin' the chickin?
    Stripped the chickens but no sky dive 'yet'


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    The Mrs jumped. apparantly it was fun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    two pages, one stoopid offer ( thanks Steve ), a handful of abuse, one friendly gesture (Churr Allan) AND NOT ONE FUKIN PM.... bunch of 404's
    If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving.

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    After a 'near-death' experience im dead keen to jump out of a plane, live life to the fullest and all that!

    Is there anywhere you can jump around national park somewhere? Love to have the mountains in the background..

    Or do I just have to go to wanaka or somesuch?
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    Taupo has a good skydiving place, not too far from National Park..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter View Post
    After a 'near-death' experience im dead keen to jump out of a plane, live life to the fullest and all that!

    Is there anywhere you can jump around national park somewhere? Love to have the mountains in the background..

    Or do I just have to go to wanaka or somesuch?

    What do i look like.. yellow pages for sky diving..??!

    Are you all there?

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    If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving.

    As Homer said.. you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


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    I did a tandem dive at Mercer after my divorce, phoned Mum on the way down on my cell. Real good fun, but I'd rather ride Boomers King of Kings tho...


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    Why is this thread dreged up?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    Why is this thread dreged up?
    The same could be asked about your existance


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