Kiwi Biker *Big Brother*

**Hitcher** · 15th February 2008, 12:07

Imagine this scenario...

Ten Kiwi Biker members are locked up in the same house, as in the TV series *Big Brother*. The only way they can leave is by voting each other out or by killing each other.

Which Ten KBers would make the most entertaining mix (from the perspective of viewers at home), who would be the ultimate survivor, and what sequence of events would have transpired to lead to that result?

Enjoy!

**Str8 Jacket** · 15th February 2008, 12:11

Oh you bastard! Let me think...... hehehehehehe

**BIHB@0610** · 15th February 2008, 12:14

Hitcher
SkidMark
Bikernympho
Scumdog
007XX
jrandom
Joni (to keep them all in line!)
Kickaha (for Joni)
Slowpoke
Cowpoos

SkidMark would've been the first to leave - for medical reasons - spun out of control and hit his head on the slippery tiled first corner coming out of the shower.......

Joni would be the ultimate survivor - oh god hang on that would mean she'd have to vote Kick out - and that might not be good when she got home, unless the place was a real shit hole and he was grateful. Geez you could go off on soooo many tangents with this one!!!

**DingoZ** · 15th February 2008, 12:14

This should be quite entertaining....

**Usarka** · 15th February 2008, 12:27

Skidmark
Dipshit
Jim2
Stranger
IdlyIdlyIddle
Joni
Random
Scumdog
MentalTrousers
Shaun

Joni kills Idlelideldedld and has to be arrested by Scum. 3 down.
Dipshit conspires to kick off Stranger, so Jim2 and Random beat the shit out of him and he gets voted off.
MentalT gets the boot from J2 after making an innapropriate comment.
Shaun gets tired of the bullshit and goes to taupo.
Standoff between random and j2, they are settle it with a witticism/sarcasm fight. It goes on for 13 days and they die of exhaustion.
Skidmark wins as the last man standing.

(ok so i didnt follow the rules, shoot me!)

**ManDownUnder** · 15th February 2008, 12:38

LOLOL Farkkk....

Hitch - you're in
SkidMark
Frosty
PinkHogGirl
IdleIdolIdillytidillyeyetie
Finn
007XX
Colapop
Jrandom
KeyStone

So first up is the party PHG organises for the get together. Finn, III Jrandom get trolleyed and start mentally mastrubating in the corner over th meaning of life and analysing the upcoming proceedings to death. Hitch sits quietly in the corner correcting their increasingly slurred speach and asking PHG to turn the music down.

PHG tells him to get fucked - she wants to hear the beat from the spa pool.

I'll let others continue the story - one chapter each please...

**Mikkel** · 15th February 2008, 12:53

I change the channel, give up and does something else than TV.

**Mental Trousers** · 15th February 2008, 13:23

Hitcher
skidmark
curious_aj
buckbuckno1
idleidylchild
dangerous
shaun
jrandom
str8 jacket
NC

jrandom winds up skidmark and curious_aj while dangerous gets up buckbuckno1 and idleidylechild. Hitcher gets pissed off and goes chainsaw murderer on them, topping himself afterwards for misspelling death to the illiterate (written in blood on the wall). Leaving shaun to try and out drink str8 jacket and NC but loses when he runs out of smokes and the girls won't give him any of their stash. str8 jacket and NC then have a knife fight and 1 of them lives to claim the prize

**jrandom** · 15th February 2008, 13:36

Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers

str8 jacket and NC then have a knife fight...

I would totally pay money to watch that.

**Str8 Jacket** · 15th February 2008, 13:39

Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers

jrandom winds up skidmark and curious_aj while dangerous gets up buckbuckno1 and idleidylechild. Hitcher gets pissed off and goes chainsaw murderer on them, topping himself afterwards for misspelling death to the illiterate (written in blood on the wall). Leaving shaun to try and out drink str8 jacket and NC but loses when he runs out of smokes and the girls won't give him any of their stash. str8 jacket and NC then have a knife fight and 1 of them lives to claim the prize

Oh chainsaw's, alcohol, smokes and knives. Sounds like a CYF's home.....

BTW, NC would totally kick my arse. Unless I unleash my Ninja skills!

**007XX** · 15th February 2008, 14:12

*takes a chair, and sits back to watch the mayhem unfold...*

**Steam** · 15th February 2008, 14:18

I will picket the Big Bother house with a sign that says
"WINJA WOULD KICK YOUR SKINNY ARSES, YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNTS"

Can we please have Winja in the house?

**koba** · 15th February 2008, 14:18

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Oh chainsaw's, alcohol, smokes and knives. Sounds like a CYF's home.....

BTW, NC would totally kick my arse. Unless I unleash my Ninja skills!

mmmmm, chick ninja skills....

**Hitcher** · 15th February 2008, 14:20

Originally Posted by Steam

I will picket the Big Bother house with a sign that says
"WINJA WOULD KICK YOUR SKINNY ARSES, YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNTS"

Can we please have Winja in the house?

And your other nine KBers would be?

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 15th February 2008, 14:22

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Imagine this scenario...

Ten Kiwi Biker members are locked up in the same house, as in the TV series *Big Brother*. The only way they can leave is by voting each other out or by killing each other.

Which Ten KBers would make the most entertaining mix (from the perspective of viewers at home), who would be the ultimate survivor, and what sequence of events would have transpired to lead to that result?

Enjoy!

Can I vote myself out so I can go riding ?