My jaw clunks when I eat. My mates hate it, hubby's got used to it, but it will echo in a quiet room.....
Po ta toes
My jaw clunks when I eat. My mates hate it, hubby's got used to it, but it will echo in a quiet room.....
Just a Dog
I was once a professional pussy kisser ! (more of a hobby now)Originally Posted by Zoolander
Any jobs going there at the zoo ?
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
My jaw was broken/dislocated a few times when I was younger and it clicks quite loudly and sometimes locks in one place.
I grind my teeth excessively at night, so much it wakes Malcolm up!
I have never had a filling in my life but I lost all my baby teeth by the age of 8or 9 and as a result I have crooked teeth and fangs!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Po ta toes
We should sit and eat sometime and gross people out with our clunking and clicking!! (Then we eat their food hahahahaha, suckers!)
Don't let the man get you down
I can dislocate my jaw when I yawn.. down it a few times actually. Somewhat stupid looking when you yawn and you can't close your mouth again.. wicked fun popping it back though
Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six.
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Blowin up bikes since ages ago
hehe, know what you mean. Can hurt a bit if you get it wrong though! Mine hasnt dine it for years thankfully!I can dislocate my jaw when I yawn.. down it a few times actually. Somewhat stupid looking when you yawn and you can't close your mouth again.. wicked fun popping it back though
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Just a Dog
Awww and for the thread, I can roll my eyes down so there's only the whites showing lol makes for a good photo when a flash is being used !
Freaked a few ppl out that have taken random shots of me
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Hardcore Biker
i have two huge holes in my ears..self done, funnily enough. up to 28mm each!! the little fingers, ring fingers and middle fingers of both hands are bent, right hand worse than the other. makes riding easy enough! haha. umm..can fold my tongue, flip it, and do tricks with it that would make you blush uncontrollably. (sorry - ladies only) erm..i'm really into esoteric stuff and the occult, love spiritual things, have astral projected a few times..i'm arrogant and speak my mind (check out the harley-bashing thread..haha!) i've been a honda fan all my life and love the story behind the company but i'm now a massive suzuki fan..just recently turned vegetarian, it's going well..yeh. theres lots more but can't think of anything just now! oh - i can txt really quick and accurate, without looking.
original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.
The metal is always nude.
My right leg is shorter by 1" than my left leg. This was because I had a bad motorcycle accident when I was 20 and nearly lost my leg. I had a rod and bolts to keep it together and they had to take bone fragments out of my RHS hip to put into my leg bone. So I have a slightly hollowed out RHS hip.
Apart from that, I'm a perfectly normal epileptic person....
(if a person who has a Guzzi is considered normal...)
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
Who you gonna call!
Dammit was hoping to see more than just a knee
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Mad nagging bitch!
My whole left side is bigger than my right side. My left foot is one whole shoe size bigger than my right foot. Makes shoe shopping an absolute nightmare....
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
NEDWN VIII
Thought of working in a Circus???.....
Mad nagging bitch!
I do already.....
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Average trowel is average!
I fell off a fence onto my right arm and instead of breaking it, I compressed the bone.
I can move my ears and I'm allergic to penicillin, heh.
Moped rider
Have a PA and nipple piecings
can touch nose with tounge
jaw also clicks when eating
left handed
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