'Bloody animal' sought after woman thrown off bridge

[Revit]

Does Fork oil shorten to F.O.

[Ocean1]

I talked to the two Detectives down there this afternoon - asked if there was anything I could do to help.

'Keep a lookout and call us if you do.'

Check under the bridge dude?

Trolls everywhere nowadays...

[forkoil]

Does Fork oil shorten to F.O.

And do you also go by the name strokeit, or flogit?

[Disco Dan]

Getting the handbags at ten paces....

[gijoe1313]

Burn them! Burn them all!

[oldrider]

Mrs O is 64 and rides a bike!

Anyone know the premium and surcharge for insuring a 64 year old bike rider?

Hey BD try and find out that guy's hourly rate and if he is willing to travel.

The sides of the Otematata river bridge are not too high either.

Hmmmm I feel a plan coming on....nope........just remembered sex and breakfast!

Priorities John.

[forkoil]

Mrs O is 64 and rides a bike!

Anyone know the premium and surcharge for insuring a 64 year old bike rider?

Hey BD try and find out that guy's hourly rate and if he is willing to travel.

The sides of the Otematata river bridge are not too high either.

Hmmmm I feel a plan coming on....nope........just remembered sex and breakfast!

Priorities John.

I take it the foreskin would still fit after all these years?

[oldrider]

I take it the foreskin would still fit after all these years?

I don't know where it is, I wasn't consulted, they ruined my life, at first I thought my behaviour was just a case of being badly potty trained.

My therapist has been very supportive and has lead me to discover that all my problems have stemmed from being separated from my foreskin at such a young and tender age!

I am so grateful to my therapist, she helps me understand my loss!

Thank you for your concern. Cheers John.

[Hinny]

Generally?

I train an hour a day in that reserve currently.
Not spotted him.
I will be vigilant.

I believe this was not an isolated incident.
A jogger had the audacity to say Good Morning to a man, fitting the description, sitting on a park bench. He got beaten up for his pleasantry.

I guess Mully could see a reason for that behaviour as well.
"Bloody jogger upsetting my zen moment at the confluence of raging bum pain, from sitting on it too long, and the stupefying mantra of the psychotic little man inside my head."

"Good Morning" Yap yap yap

Or maybe he was a gay jogger who fancied the big boy and suggested a morning bj..............and all he heard was yada yada "job".

[forkoil]

I don't know where it is, I wasn't consulted, they ruined my life, at first I thought my behaviour was just a case of being badly potty trained.

My therapist has been very supportive and has lead me to discover that all my problems have stemmed from being separated from my foreskin at such a young and tender age!

I am so grateful to my therapist, she helps me understand my loss!

Thank you for your concern. Cheers John.

haha well said.
That therapist sounds interesting, no chance she might want a weekend in the big smoke is there? Apart from me, I know a few who could use her services.

Theres a whole generation who lost our foreskins to the great foreskin god so rampant in those days. I think you may be on to something. These weanees today just dont know how tough we were, getting it lopped off, dont even think I cried.

But I've decided I dont want mine back anyway. Cant imagine what it would be like with a foreskin. Geez when you have a piss, do droplets stay in there and leak all over your undies for the next hour....yuck. And I reckon the women like a clean exposed knob more too. Of course we all have reduced sensitivity, but even that runs in our favour in the sack, no premature ejaculation, and longer BJ's. The list goes on and on....

[oldrider]

Meanwhile back to the thread topic.

It seems like the "animal" has a real problem and is a menace to society!

The sooner he gets himself tossed into some secure digs the better life will be up there.

Pretty serious behaviour and he only picks on people who are relatively defenseless against him, cowardly wanker.

Must have been horrific experience for his victims! John.

[Big Dave]

Pretty serious behaviour and he only picks on people who are relatively defenseless against him, cowardly wanker.

There has also been a noticeable increase in large, fit men training or walking on the reserve this week.

[oldrider]

There has also been a noticeable increase in large, fit men training or walking on the reserve this week.

They should disguise themselves as helpless old ladies and drive a zimmer and hope he shows up! "SURPRISE" John.

[scumdog]

There has also been a noticeable increase in large, fit men training or walking on the reserve this week.

Ya seen one or two have you????

[The Pastor]

turns out the cylist was riding on a footpath.