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    Note to self, shut your mouth.

    Doing a bit of work round the house today and ran short of cement so a mate and i jump in the ute and head into town to go to placemakers,all is good or so i thought until i get the flashing lights behind mei pull over and this copper gets out of his carif hes a day hes only 18 and to top things off he looks the spitting image of that guy on the old Mad magazine cover,remember the one a ginga with freckles all over his face,he says "you didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign" i say "your blind" he says "i am not blind" i say "you fucken are that was the phantom purple ute in front of me that didnt come to a complete stop" he replies "there was no ute in front of you"i say "see mate you are blind" finding that amusing my mate starts laughing and ever hopeful i glance upward to find the copper showing no signs of even a fake smile:Methinks he had the last laugh as when handing me the $150 ticket he finally gained a sense of humour.
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    bugger mate!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    So , there's something a little special about them Ginger cops everywhere eh?
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    Did he look like this guy? Must be a clone of the Ginga on SH16
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    Everyone know's that ginga's have no soul!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBOSSMAN View Post
    Did he look like this guy? Must be a clone of the Ginga on SH16
    thats him!!!!!!!!
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    That was fucken funny mate

    sorry to hear about the ticket

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    Ah shucks. I'd a let you go and I've got traces a ginger in my beard. Tough break mate.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Doing a bit of work round the house today and ran short of cement so a mate and i jump in the ute and head into town to go to placemakers,all is good or so i thought until i get the flashing lights behind mei pull over and this copper gets out of his carif hes a day hes only 18 and to top things off he looks the spitting image of that guy on the old Mad magazine cover,remember the one a ginga with freckles all over his face,he says "you didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign" i say "your blind" he says "i am not blind" i say "you fucken are that was the phantom purple ute in front of me that didnt come to a complete stop" he replies "there was no ute in front of you"i say "see mate you are blind" finding that amusing my mate starts laughing and ever hopeful i glance upward to find the copper showing no signs of even a fake smile:Methinks he had the last laugh as when handing me the $150 ticket he finally gained a sense of humour.
    DOH

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    Same thing happened to me years back was riding a Honda 250. Pulled up at the stop sighn, stopped momentarily without takeng my feet of the pegs and proceeded on my merry way.
    Cop claims that I never stopped when I did. That pissed me off a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Ah shucks. I'd a let you go and I've got traces a ginger in my beard. Tough break mate.
    The size of you mate i probably wouldnt of bothered getting lippy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    i say "see mate you are blind" finding that amusing my mate starts laughing and ever hopeful i glance upward to find the copper showing no signs of even a fake smile:Methinks he had the last laugh as when handing me the $150 ticket he finally gained a sense of humour.
    Should have told the guy it was a mirage,but at his age might have to add mitsi mirage,probably would go over his head though.
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    Sooo ?

    What's the story? Does your mate say you stopped or you didn't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grub View Post
    Sooo ?

    What's the story? Does your mate say you stopped or you didn't?
    To be honest no idea,i would have certainly given way to any oncoming but as there wasnt any i kept going..the cop was probably right and i didnt come to a complete stop the moral of the story afterwards to me anyway was maybe it was better to just shutup as he didnt share the moment.
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