We need more girls...definately need more girls

[Hanne]

Big Boy Boris 69 (sexy time!!) - Im Boris. You will like me. I am likable. I am also sexy and keen for sexy time I enjoy long walks on beach

Hmmm... looks like Borat is busy impersonating hot lesbians on that particular site, Timati. Ah well, there are enough of us here, I am sure he/she will be able toi make one of our days!

[Timati]

Hmmm... looks like Borat is busy impersonating hot lesbians on that particular site, Timati. Ah well, there are enough of us here, I am sure he/she will be able toi make one of our days!

As long as there is someone who is "keen for sexy time and long walks", just may be ...

[HungusMaximist]

Nice Timati, I'd be keen to have a get together at your place.

Just make sure you give Raj plently of time to get to your place, prerferably a hour head start.

[ital916]

I'm keen for a party at tims, hehe . Oh anyone keen for a crate day?? It's when we start drinking early morn and have to finish a crate of beer off by the end of the day haha.

[Hanne]

One day my mate had a crate and he wanted to take it back to get the discount next time so the whole night he was super protective of the wooden box, but had no clue where the bottles were going. They ended up all over the place but he was happy because he still had the crate to swap, except than he found out that the liquor store didn't want the empty box so we had an awesome bonfire.

hey, does anyone have a bonfire pit in their garden?
Not that I' m a pyromaniac or anything, just wondering! ...

[Timati]

I'm keen for a party at tims, hehe . Oh anyone keen for a crate day?? It's when we start drinking early morn and have to finish a crate of beer off by the end of the day haha.

Hmm, how many to a crate?

[bomma]

hey, does anyone have a bonfire pit in their garden?
Not that I' m a pyromaniac or anything, just wondering! ...

wonder if his gn's would make good firewood

could prolly get a few bricks and stuff together at stevo's shed and corner off a few off his gn's....would make a mean fireshow!!!

CRATE PARTY!!!!!!!

[2wheeljunkie]

i think its 9 swappas to a crate...thats a lot of beer..then again we have the whole day....soo yeaa..wud be a messy evening.....yay...then im sure a barby wud go down rather sweet..!

[Phurrball]

i think its 9 swappas to a crate...(snip)

Last I checked it'd be a dozen big-bots in the swappa crate. Crates might be handy for fork oil changes.

I'm old, and I've done my quota of crate days (daze?) at the Gardies in Dunedin.

A couple of quarts is all good, but I'd rather neck a few boutique-brewed masterpieces and wank on about how it was "in my day..." ( I know...) and mock you all from a safe corner as carnage unfolds.

What does this have to do with cunning plans to attract more members of the female persuasion?

Surely a "Vodka Cruiser box-day" would go down better?

Unless you want westie chicks - that'd be a "Woody" day surely? nothing like the old 'bogan and cola' aye?

Is that enough stereotyping yet?

[rachprice]

I would join but not in auckland, I wish my uni had a club!!

[Timati]

I would join but not in auckland, I wish my uni had a club!!

Should visit. Having a get together next weekend - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=72724.

You could always be "El Prisendete" and start one ...

[ital916]

Mate, if we have the good times rolling the girls will come. They are like sharks they can smell good times from ages away...and blood......and when your in trouble.....and they'll kill you witha sharp hurtful blow and then watch you bleed to....*mumbles off into incomprehensible rants* haha just joking

[rachprice]

Should visit. Having a get together next weekend - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=72724.

You could always be "El Prisendete" and start one ...

Yeah I know that prob would involve lots of time and organisation skills two things which I dont have much of. Besides would have no idea where to start.
Thanks for the offer would if i could, waaaaaaay to poor and i think thats my flatmates grad. If Im visiting her in Auckland Ill come out, she has just had my other flatmate take her for a ride on the RGV and feel in love with it, was looking on trademe as soon as she got home hehe

[Macstar]

Mate, if we have the good times rolling the girls will come. They are like sharks they can smell good times from ages away...and blood......and when your in trouble.....and they'll kill you witha sharp hurtful blow and then watch you bleed to....*mumbles off into incomprehensible rants* haha just joking

Jesus mate?! Suggest you stop trying to date incarcerated chicks!

[Hanne]

Mate, if we have the good times rolling the girls will come. They are like sharks they can smell good times from ages away...and blood......and when your in trouble.....and they'll kill you witha sharp hurtful blow and then watch you bleed to....*mumbles off into incomprehensible rants* haha just joking

c'mon, let's boogie....


Loves got teeth and she bites so hard
Leaving you for dead like a deadly shark
And she doesn't leave a lot to be saved

I was swimming in the harbour of your smile
Splashing in the ocean like a child
I didn't know what dangers lurked there
Just beyond the waves
Shark attack!

Well she chewed me up and she spat me out
I didn't want to meet a maneater
Shark attack!