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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    The behest is yet to come.

    The number of the behest.

    And that is enough behestiality from me for one day.

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh got it now....Iron Maiden, The Number of the Beast?...

    behestiality Not touching that at this satge...

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    Would this be an appropriate thread to mention that The Indigo Girls are my favourite band...ever.
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    I'll add my 2c worth to the pile

    I know 3 girls that currently ride, one's gay and one isn't.

    I guess the difference here is that lesbians that ride do so because the like riding motorcycles, whereas straight girls that ride do so because they like riding... motorcycles.

    Oh. Wait. There is no difference there.

    Guys who ride on the other hand, do it because they like riding motorcycles.

    Wait. Still no difference.

    I guess we all just like riding motorcycles.
    So let's go and ride motorcycles!
    Quote Originally Posted by thealmightytaco
    It's like a bunch of guys talking calmly, sharing advice, all utopian like, and then BAM, drunken hobo slams his jug on the table and tells everyone they need to start punching each other.
    Interesting.

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    Oh yeah, and to the OP (Fireball? - can't be bothered checking, think it was you), the chicks who wouldn't ride because "Only dykes ride bikes" are no different than the guys who dream up other excuses for why they don't ride - it probably really boils down to that they're scared to ride on the road, but they couldn't admit that, so they need another reason
    Quote Originally Posted by thealmightytaco
    It's like a bunch of guys talking calmly, sharing advice, all utopian like, and then BAM, drunken hobo slams his jug on the table and tells everyone they need to start punching each other.
    Interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crash harry View Post
    I'll add my 2c worth to the pile

    I know 3 girls that currently ride, one's gay and one isn't.

    I guess the difference here is that lesbians that ride do so because the like riding motorcycles, whereas straight girls that ride do so because they like riding... motorcycles.

    Oh. Wait. There is no difference there.

    Guys who ride on the other hand, do it because they like riding motorcycles.

    Wait. Still no difference.

    I guess we all just like riding motorcycles.
    So let's go and ride motorcycles!


    Whats the 3rd girl then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
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    Originally Posted by mstriumph
    so are you implying SHE'S a lesbian??
    Not at all; just a touch, maybe, of repressed homophobia.
    For someone who purports to be a journalist, you're not very good at reading and comprehension, are you?
    if you are talking to yourself in this set - as you appear to be - hava a hug, it's been a looooooooooong day

    if you got it wrong with the quotation thingies and are actually talking to me - well, you got it wrong - both ways .....
    a] a journalist?? i've never purported to earn my crust as a journalist [MY parents were married ] and
    b] i probably 'comprehend' you more than you're comfortable with .........even to the use of three syllables when one would do and the other sad tactics you use to fend people off -keep them at bay ...........

    now - if i were you, i'd go with option 'a'
    because option 'b' doesn't bear thinking about, does it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I use my 1d10 saving throw against charisma, cast Shadow of Darkness, roll up with some bitches and ask "Where do I park this?"
    Saving throws are made using a d20 - everyone knows that

    Quote Originally Posted by georgie View Post
    Whats the 3rd girl then?
    Good question - perhaps she is bi-sexual... Would that count as one of each, or a half of each or none of each
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    if you are talking to yourself in this set...
    Rofflies!

    Awww!

    I was talking to Beemer, my dear lady (she's a journalist). I would never address you in such fashion!

    Your quote was included for her reference, nothing more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Saving throws are made using a d20 - everyone knows that



    Good question - perhaps she is bi-sexual... Would that count as one of each, or a half of each or none of each
    Unless you are using an open-ended D100 system with resistance tables? I prefer the tri-sexuals, they'll try anything! Suffice to say that this thread is worthless without pictures!
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    You'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual built for two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Unless you are using an open-ended D100 system with resistance tables? I prefer the tri-sexuals, they'll try anything! Suffice to say that this thread is worthless without pictures!
    Oh you mean like Rolemaster and Spacemaster and what have you?

    Anyway, d100!=d10 - I suppose you could stretch it and say d100=d10^2

    Now get some pics of those trisexuals...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    "I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"
    Ah yes - this means she is a secret closet lesbian. Isn't it obvious or can only guys see this?
    Get her drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    she is a secret closet lesbian.
    Like that's going to work for her.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Ah yes - this means she is a secret closet lesbian. Isn't it obvious or can only guys see this?
    Get her drunk.
    aged 17 years, and not my type plus im happily whipped by LilSel

    so she is free game to a big manly biker i think i scare her just a little bit
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Seen this?
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7376919.stm

    Long story short: Lesbians, the people from the isle of Lesbos are getting uppidy about the use of their namesake.

    Meh, what's wrong with a bit of homosexuality anyway?

    The teasing about me being a bit poofy in my leather pants stopped when I snogged my male boss.
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