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    99% Wankers?

    KB SUCKS.

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    and you have almost 10000 posts on it

    care to elaborate?
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    Well in Wgtn we have 100% wankers. Guess we're lucky huh!
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    Slow day, Jim?
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    You know what they say.99% do and the other 1% lie about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    KB SUCKS.

    Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

    It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.
    Did you tidy your room before you left home this morning?

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    No wonder I feel so at home here. Amongst friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    KB SUCKS.

    Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

    It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.
    Bahaha -- thanks for the laugh, needed that

    I'm not `controversial' enough to inspire that sort of response; maybe I need to become a little more eccentric?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    KB SUCKS.

    Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

    It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.
    Better than having your mum sitting on your face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    KB SUCKS.

    Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

    It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.
    Me thinks someone needs a hug...Oh and a bit of spittle to remove that bit of lunch left over on your chin...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    yeah!! Screw this fuck you all you wankers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Bahaha -- thanks for the laugh, needed that

    I'm not `controversial' enough to inspire that sort of response; maybe I need to become a little more eccentric?
    I highly resemble that statement you whipperschnapper you! And you can't be eccentric, yer a penniless orphan student waif, selling your nether regions for fuel for Natalie ...

    Remember, with 99% Wankers, spanking the monkey means that it will just end up being messy...

    Oh ... wait ... least pleasant website... not least pleasant deposit left on site! Better than having yeast left in a peasant thats been doing it with a pheasant?

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    'Ere. 'E's fallen in the geyser....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Better than having your mum sitting on your face
    that depends on what his Mum looks like

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    Christ! Here we go again.

    The great debate will re-begin about what a female wanker is...dammit Jim

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