Bike or poontang?

[marioc]

masty + bike = win

[eliot-ness]

Bike definitely, I can ride a lot longer before the tank runs dry, but sex has its advantages, Its the only way I can guarantee to get my knees down without falling off

[Coyote]

Isn't it funny how quickly late bloomers can catch up? In my view, a sheltered up bringing nurtures a sharper than average curiosity...a couple of guys I dated were from very "upper stiff lip" families, and they were some of the naughtiest I had ever been with...
Guess they were making up for lost times, eh?

To use the timely analogy, when I came up to bat I hit a home run

I don't exactly sleep around so maybe I'm not making up for lost time. But I haven't been a week without it for the last year

[Blossom]

ok after much thought I have decided... poontang first and bike a close second...
but both have a similar effect afterwards.

[Forest]

I can ride a bike for hour after hour.

No contest really...

[MIXONE]

To use the timely analogy, when I came up to bat I hit a home run

I don't exactly sleep around so maybe I'm not making up for lost time. But I haven't been a week without it for the last year

I have sex almost every night.
I almost had sex on Monday night and I almost had sex on Tuesday night and I ........

[Coldrider]

I have sex almost every night.
I almost had sex on Monday night and I almost had sex on Tuesday night and I ........

You can ride a motorcycle after they have peaked repeatatively.

[peasea]

masty + bike = win

Have to agree.
When it comes to weighing up the joys (or not) of hookers, for example, (or any other gold-digging pecker-park for that matter) you put your dick in one hand and your cash in the other.

When you cum you still have your cash.

Simple.

[Coyote]

Have to agree.
When it comes to weighing up the joys (or not) of hookers, for example, (or any other gold-digging pecker-park for that matter) you put your dick in one hand and your cash in the other.

When you cum you still have your cash.

Simple.

With women becoming more promiscuous, drinking becoming more acceptable to women, and of course our economy, I really don't see how hookers are still in business.


I'm stuck in a bad relationship. She has been very defiant towards me riding her and demands far more money and attention than I possess. Plus most of my mates have had a ride on her. Bitch. Don't know why I'm still hanging onto her. Luckily I have my girlfriend to keep me happy.

[peasea]

With women becoming more promiscuous, drinking becoming more acceptable to women, and of course our economy, I really don't see how hookers are still in business.


I'm stuck in a bad relationship. She has been very defiant towards me riding her and demands far more money and attention than I possess. Plus most of my mates have had a ride on her. Bitch. Don't know why I'm still hanging onto her. Luckily I have my girlfriend to keep me happy.

Bike/woman.
Woman/bike.

Are bikes women or are women bikes?
Hmmmmmmmmm.

[Coyote]

Bike/woman.
Woman/bike.

Are bikes women or are women bikes?
Hmmmmmmmmm.

Pretty sure womens are the ones with wheels and bikes are the ones with boobs. Could be wrong though.

[peasea]

Women: Softails, 'Blades, Lightening, Trophy
Bikes: Hardtails, Rods, Bandit, 'Glide

It's so difficult to tell sometimes.

[jrandom]

My immediate inclination in this poll is to vote for the bike, but that's only because mine is currently at the shop waiting for parts from Japan, and I have a girlfriend.

If my bike was in the driveway and I wasn't getting regular roots, I'd probably vote the other way.

[MGST]

Got a bike, but no girl, so it's got to be sex. But will be without bike soon too Can I vote for both?

[DMNTD:Me]

Isn't it funny how quickly late bloomers can catch up? In my view, a sheltered up bringing nurtures a sharper than average curiosity...a couple of guys I dated were from very "upper stiff lip" families, and they were some of the naughtiest I had ever been with...
Guess they were making up for lost times, eh?

Really? fark I've always been a perv