Arse... is a good word, especially when pronounced with the correct diction
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Arse... is a good word, especially when pronounced with the correct diction
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Originally Posted by PrincessBandit
Whip it, whip it good!
I have a friend that says "flip" and "gosh" and "gee" in an effort to maintain some maturity around her son and his friends and their mums. She is also from time to time prone to drop "cunt" into a sentence without warning. Cracks me up everytime. Not a word I use, infact I dont like it that much, but she manages to use it at the right time, in the right context and totally out of the blue...great word!
Scotsman on a German
Hmm - maybe it wasn't very good?Ohh true, thanks, how could I forget the fucking?!!
Fave saying:
Ah'm that starvin' I could eat a scabby heidet wean bum first.
Translation:
I'm so hungry that I could eat a scabby headed child bottom first.
It's a phrase I heard in Paisley some decades ago and that has stuck with me since then.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Whip it, whip it good!
"Fluffel up a gum tree" was something I used to get told as a kid. Weird eh?
Potty Mouth
Gesticulate.
"It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."\m/ o.o \m/
Po ta toes
I've run outta bling, but I have to say that that is fuckin funny, especially with the accent too I'm sure!!
Lumpy
One I heard today with reference to a comely woman:
"I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit"
Followed by:
"She can piss on my Fish and Chips anytime"
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Highway Biker
I used to work with a guy who only ever called his colleagues one of three names.
Cock scab.
Cum stain.
Arse crack.
I for one found it very amusing, but then they say that small things amuse small minds.
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When someones busting for a shit and has a 'Turtle Head' experience.
Po ta toes
or they need to 'choke a darkie'.... that's not very nice is it?
Potty Mouth
Better than "Dropping the Cosby kids off at the Pool".
"It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."\m/ o.o \m/
Smarty pants... since ages ago
Whats a BUNCH ???...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Smarty pants... since ages ago
A "blow" job when suck is required/preferred....
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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The trick is to lobb a Picnic bar into the pool just before you leave, and watch the mayhem unfold.
on the wagon
Grogan.
Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry.
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