Favourite words or sayings?

[JeremyW]

sorry to say I just waisted 2.19 min of my life.

at least you didnt throw your baby into a ceiling fan.....

[Skyryder]

BOLLOCKS

A right in ya face word. I don't usually elaborate much after using it.


Skyyrder

[Mom]

Well I'll be a pickled jelly eel.

[James Deuce]

"I dont think that word means what you think it means"

"You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means."

"My God! He's climbing"

[MisterD]

Quite frankly, I'm gobsmacked.

[merv]

I also love the word attrition, my hubby explained to me a few years ago what it meant and I love it and use it whenever possible, as well as what it means, love it!!

In relation to that word I love it when the wrong words get used. Going back mid to late 80's and my hero Croz got up into the commentary box at Manfield during summer nationals and said on TV for the whole of NZ to hear is how there'd been a high "nutrition" rate in the main superbike races, him included because for those that remember that was the year he decked his bike in the pits before one of the races. Hey maybe he meant they were all hungry for the win - but no I don't think so it was just a funny slip.

I also enjoy sayings like cunt face, fack face, dick wad, dick wit etc and all those other endearing descriptions.

The Aussies have a few crackers too like "dry as a dead dingos dong" when they are ready for a beer.

I had a real estate agent for a while that kept talking about people that "brought" houses instead of "bought" houses - cracked me up every time she spoke.

Also knew a guy that would describe another guy as one that would "throw his hand into bed and jump in after it and rape it".

[P38]

Hard to imagine and In Your dreams.

[Trudes]

haha Merv, yeah those Aussies eh, thay have some of the best sayings, my personal favourite "pigs arse!!"

[Sully60]

I've liked KnuckleheadMcspazatron ever since I heared it, you can use this on the kids

[Maha]

''She has a face on er' like a busted onion''

[Trudes]

"she has a face like a slapped arse", especially for the puckered lipped mother-in-law types.

[Maha]

''She has a face on er' like a horse chewing thistles''

''With those teeth you could eat a pie through a picket fence''
''Or an apple through a tennis racket''

'' Hes got a face on em' like a dog shagging a box of staples''

[Number One]

Also knew a guy that would describe another guy as one that would "throw his hand into bed and jump in after it and rape it".

LMAO! Thanks for that morning titter

I also can't help myself with CRIKEY!!! It's a word that I have adopted since making the effort to swear less - especially in front of small child

[KiwiRat]

Also knew a guy that would describe another guy as one that would "throw his hand into bed and jump in after it and rape it".

Bwahahahahaha. I love it.

Permission to use, sir?

[Number One]

When something is good for everything...as in medicine - it's good for...

Coughs, colds, sore holes, rox, pox, piles and pimples on your dickey! - said as fast as possible...