I split with the bitch

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Yay you two!!! You're onto it I have come out the other side of divorce too, with sanity, finances, career, and children intact. The only way to do that is by finding peace - any remnant of animosity gets in the way.
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To be honest, i'll coin an old phrase here !
*I didn't know what happiness was till i got married !*

When the ex walked, (because i was never there for her) (worked 80 hrs a week to stay away from her))) i stood on the deck and waved ! Note said, you sell the house !
Sold the house in 12 hrs, next door neighbour leant me the ten k i needed till the funds for the house sale came through and i was riding off into the sunset 36 hrs after i came home to find her gone ! See me crying that day ? lol
She did try the you'll never see the kids routine aweek or so later, so i had a word to my 5 yr old at the time (5 and 2) and explained that i was gonna be away for a while and dissapeared ! Wasn't long till the ex realised she was a sitter down with me out of the pic ! 4 months later she tracked me down through my mates, to ask when i was gonna spend some time with the kids ! Well hell, i was there next day and they were gone for a week (no problems since) ! A mate was out of his bed for the week (but he handled it) as i was still no fixed abode Those days it was RTL LTR ! (and summer lol)
Only came to light when the kids reached teens, that they were told that i had abused her !
Ahuh, guess thats all she had left to use (Scary as i may be, i have only ever hit one woman, My momma, when she took the tit away)

Get on well with the Ex now ! Think it was my eldests 21 that we last spoke, 4 yrs ago (till last night) ! She came at me with a *nice to see you dressing up for your daughters 21st* (hey i was sittin in a digger till my girl rang and said get here now) so i couldn't help but droool a *and aint you just looking edible tonight* which shut her up quick !
She's a grandma now lol bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha, god i enjoyed that last night !
Will say it was last nights memory brought that to mind and not the fact i have been eaten up lol
Oh and nearly forgot the punch line to the happiness thing !

To finish i'll say
*But by then it was too late !!*

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As a Gun collector I requested the police removed all my firearms under the domestic protection act for my own protection, which they did reluctantly.

Sure enough Two weeks later she made a complaint to the Police that I had threatened her with a firearm. She gave a good accurate decsription of the firearm too.

Unfortunately for her it was locked in the police safe at the time she alledged the threat took place.

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Nice move !
Warned a mate re the same scenario and he didn't do it ! Upshot was he lost his gun licence and a whole lot more !

[Maha]

Hopefully you'll end up like me mate.Split from my ex and she kept everything including the dog.I've since been remarried to an excellent lady and we live a good life.That's the best revenge there is.I don't hate my ex anymore in fact I don't have any feelings for her at all!Hate eats you up and indifference shows them that you really couldn't give a fuck.That eats them up.

Sound alot like my ending... she took 'almost' everything (which didnt bother me really) left me with something to sleep on, something to watch and something to sit on, what more could I want?
She even took the clothes pegs....but I look at where I am at now and fuck! Nothing at all to complain about, I didnt complain back then either, just took it on the chin and got on with it, no hate, we can still talk and discuss the daughters (they live in CH-CH).... Its all to short to be bitter and twisted, for me anyway

[Katman]

Fuckin 'ell. Has anyone, apart from me, not been divorced?

[Maha]

Fuckin 'ell. Has anyone, apart from me, not been divorced?

You need a hand????
Hey Katwomen!! Guess What ??

[The Pastor]

Fuckin 'ell. Has anyone, apart from me, not been divorced?

I havnt been divorced.

Or married

[doc]

Fuckin 'ell. Has anyone, apart from me, not been divorced?

Spend enough time on KB'r and it will happen.

[BIHB@0610]

Fuckin 'ell. Has anyone, apart from me, not been divorced?

Just look for the people with mad eyes , blue balls, a weird depression in the middle of their forehead (from a pokey finger .... ), and hardly any toys .....

(p/t)

[1 Free Man]

Fuckin 'ell. Has anyone, apart from me, not been divorced?

Yeah me!! only because the 2 years ain't up yet!! Can't wait. I walked away from everything. Traded her the whole house contents except for a coffee table for my entire workshop collection. The bitch could have, under the law, entitled to half of the tools and machinery that my Dad left me when he died.
How screwed up is that.
I just went out and bought new everything. at least that way I knew that she hadn't slept in, sat in, eaten off, or even seen anything that i owned.
Scrawny miserable fuck tried to tell the kids (24, 28,& 30) that I had beaten her half to death.
happily they all knew that I had never lifted a finger to anybody EVER, least of all the maggot they have to call their mother (sorry kids).

[Hinny]

Sage words from an old man to a young man.

"Don't get married son, just find yourself an ugly woman and buy her a house."

I don't think it matters wether you are talking about a spouse or just a friend. There will probably be differences of opinion. and the key to happiness is for each to remember their manners.

I like this quote from: Advice To Live By
Tips from a speech never given
-Mary Schmich
'Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Mybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself or berate yourself too much. Your choices are half chance, like everybody else's.'

It's the chance thing that's the big kicker. No matter how hard you try you can still get shit in return. No matter how much shit you give, you can still get kindness, consideration, comfort, good food and good loving in return. Life ain't always fair.

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Just look for the people with mad eyes , blue balls, a weird depression in the middle of their forehead (from a pokey finger .... ), and hardly any toys .....

(p/t)

Awwww and posts negative stuff in threads !!! (light goes on)

Yeah me!! only because the 2 years ain't up yet!! Can't wait. I walked away from everything. Traded her the whole house contents except for a coffee table for my entire workshop collection. The bitch could have, under the law, entitled to half of the tools and machinery that my Dad left me when he died.
How screwed up is that.
I just went out and bought new everything. at least that way I knew that she hadn't slept in, sat in, eaten off, or even seen anything that i owned.
Scrawny miserable fuck tried to tell the kids (24, 28,& 30) that I had beaten her half to death.
happily they all knew that I had never lifted a finger to anybody EVER, least of all the maggot they have to call their mother (sorry kids).

Chill ! don't let it eat ya ! As ya Name says, ya free and alone (tis what ya want aint it ?)
If not, get used to it cause with the hate ya feeling and expressing, it can bring only hate in return my man ! Quote from someone infamous *Chill and all will be well, Love thine enemy but watch him/her closely*

[chanceyy]

well I guess I am not a normal woman .. the ex walked & within 24 hours I had
all his stuff packed & ready to go .. did not hold onto anything that was his, I did not own it, did not want it, revenge does nothing but make a person bitter .. no point to it


& at least I can look at myself in the mirror ..

will never do the marriage thing again .. I tell a lie .. I am married to my bike

besides dunna ya have more fun living in sin

[Edbear]

...As a Gun collector I requested the police removed all my firearms under the domestic protection act for my own protection, which they did reluctantly.

Sure enough Two weeks later she made a complaint to the Police that I had threatened her with a firearm. She gave a good accurate decsription of the firearm too.

Unfortunately for her it was locked in the police safe at the time she alledged the threat took place.

She got charged for making a false complaint and wasting police time....Pretty sad really.

Now why did I find that really funny...? Must be my warped sense of humour...

Fuckin 'ell. Has anyone, apart from me, not been divorced?

Not yet, but there's still time I guess...

[sinfull]

Sage words from an old man to a young man.

"Don't get married son, just find yourself an ugly woman and buy her a house."

I don't think it matters wether you are talking about a spouse or just a friend. There will probably be differences of opinion. and the key to happiness is for each to remember their manners.

I like this quote from: Advice To Live By
Tips from a speech never given
-Mary Schmich
'Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Mybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself or berate yourself too much. Your choices are half chance, like everybody else's.'

It's the chance thing that's the big kicker. No matter how hard you try you can still get shit in return. No matter how much shit you give, you can still get kindness, consideration, comfort, good food and good loving in return. Life ain't always fair.

AWWWW wow there's a song in that somewhere !

[Mom]

"Living well is the best revenge" (George Herbert, metaphysical poet, 1593 - 1633).

And that is the best truth you can have!

Really, live well and leave the shit behind. I acknowledge my baggage, it is what makes me, me really. I used to work hard on putting it to the background, now I dont think about it, and it almost never impacts my "now".

Life is far too short to drag shit along with you, it is about living, and having fun. It is about love and joy.

*edit* Shit I just read my post, I sound like some friggen hippie! Spades are shovels most of the time in my books, and never be afraid to say so!