A couple of my favs...
He / She is a total waste of oxygen.
You 2 get a room.
Go and play on the motorway.
That prick is so mentally advanced he is way to far ahead of his own inteligence.
A total fav from Blackadder, Contrafibulations.
Paul.
Retirement with a cause
A couple of my favs...
He / She is a total waste of oxygen.
You 2 get a room.
Go and play on the motorway.
That prick is so mentally advanced he is way to far ahead of his own inteligence.
A total fav from Blackadder, Contrafibulations.
Paul.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Contrafibularities?Originally Posted by roadracingoldfart
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Just slightly disturbed.
"me sarcastic?.....never"
I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
Fair weather rider
Still my favourite.
Oh yes and:
"May your arsehole close up and re-open on your elbow so everytime you reach for the sugar you shit in your tea!"
and:
"As useless as tits on a bull"
"As much use as a chocolate teapot"
"As popular as a pork chop in a synogogue"
"A few sandwiches short of a picnic."
Its never too late to have a happy childhood!
Resident Redneck
my favorite reply to the common "How are ya"
Rough enough...
dunno why but use that alot
sem fiddy pilot
"As useful as a one legged man at an arse kicking party" is one of my faves as well
Member, sem fiddy appreciation society
Resident Redneck
"as rare as hairs on a frogs arse"
Forum whore
Just a quick sneaky sneaky sneak on KB cos I popped home from the course to get more hair ties - LilliputianHeard this on the course today - Gullivers travels, the people of lilliput...just sounds great!
Ciao Mrs K
Hardcore Biker
I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Donkey...Baldrick from Blackadder
CNC Machining,Precision Engineering,Thermal Coatings/Metalization,
Msg me....
Po ta toes
Think that one's a weasel.
Just slightly disturbed.
I can't believe I know this or that I am being anal about it...but both are right, both are quotes from Blackadder series 2.sorry...its the geek in me making me do it.
When asked by a sales person "Can I help you?" my standard response is:
"no thanks, I am beyond help.. but thanks for offering"
It cracks me up no end....
I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
Highway Biker
The famous John Macenroe line call to the umpire " YOU CANT BE FUCKING SERIOUS"
Homer Simpsons line
**--**--**
Al Pacino 'Scent of a Woman'
(actually it is more of a misquote) I'm too old - too tired and too fucking blind to listen to any more of this bullshit
and / or
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
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Cognitive Dissonance
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
"Ya can't put a gallon o' gas in half gallon jar"
In reference to trying to educate a sports bike rider.
(On any subject.)
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