Who would you turn gay for?

**007XX** · 30th July 2008, 11:05

Originally Posted by jrandom

Oh, gawd, did you have to push the button to trigger the inevitable post implying how awesome 007XY is, no really, etc?

I will now take any very quick bets over the next 30 seconds on the number of different smileys that get used in it.

oh and:

.......

*is that enough smilies for ya?*

**Number One** · 30th July 2008, 11:05

Originally Posted by jrandom

And, ladies and gentlemen, we now have Number One, out of the starting gates with only a single smiley.

I'm into minimalist stylings sometime less SAYS MORE

**jrandom** · 30th July 2008, 11:06

Originally Posted by Number One

I'm into minimalist stylings sometime less SAYS MORE

Sorry, too late for excuses. Now Sully60 knows for the rest of time that he only has a single-smiley penis.

Hope nobody links Stickchick to this thread.

**scrivy** · 30th July 2008, 11:08

Jrandom, I suggest going and washing your hands about now!!!!
Time to change the tissues too!!!!?????

**Number One** · 30th July 2008, 11:08

shhhhhhhhhhhh dammit man - you gonna get me in trouble

ANYWAY - he knows how I feel about his cock

**scrivy** · 30th July 2008, 11:11

Maybe this thread should have been called:
"Boys, who would you spank your monkey for?"

**Number One** · 30th July 2008, 11:11

NWS...sorry couldn't find the R tag for this....

http://www.coedhumor.com/images/post...ns-without.jpg

**nodrog:Me** · 30th July 2008, 11:12

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh, what a very unpredictable come back ...is that the best you can do?

Right, so I'll humour you...first of all, I said "boys", and trust me, my man is just that: a man.

And secondly, only an insecure being would lack in enough balls to imagine himself "all that is necessary in the bedroom".

Don't tell me that no toys WHATSOEVER has ever been part of your bedroom play?

you are going to need a bigger spade than that to dig out of that hole.

**007XX** · 30th July 2008, 11:13

Originally Posted by jrandom

Hope nobody links Stickchick to this thread.

I'm sure no one would be that nasty...

**scrivy** · 30th July 2008, 11:14

Originally Posted by nodrog

you are going to need a bigger spade than that to dig out of that hole.

Which hole??

**nodrog:Me** · 30th July 2008, 11:15

Originally Posted by scrivy

Which hole??

whatever one the turnip isnt in.

**Number One** · 30th July 2008, 11:17

I see Stickchick has arrived....come on then - how smiley worthy is your mans ahem....just for the record you understand...

**007XX** · 30th July 2008, 11:20

Originally Posted by nodrog

you are going to need a bigger spade than that to dig out of that hole.

Meh...How about: I fancy your woman rotten, can I borrow her sometime?
Is that a big enough spade?

**martybabe** · 30th July 2008, 11:22

Originally Posted by jrandom

Sorry, too late for excuses. Now Sully60 knows for the rest of time that he only has a single-smiley penis.

Hope nobody links Stickchick to this thread.

wish I had a smiley penis, I could entertain ladies on the bus with it.