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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    and therefore the concept of a new sexual orientation is borne - ergo the topic of this thread 'asexuality'....
    But it's not new.

    Coincidently, Dr Phil was all about sex today too. Went from one extreme to the other. One woman had only ever had one orgasm, from oral stimulation, and was too scared to do it again. She was honest with her husband before they married, about being uninterested in sex, but he took that as a challenge.
    The next one was asking if she was a nympho cos they were doing it on average six times a day! He got congratulated and she got told practice makes perfect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    The next one was asking if she was a nympho cos they were doing it on average six times a day!
    I reckon she just wanted to go on telly and skite about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    But it's not new.
    No its not new at all - just been given a new name is all.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Coincidently, Dr Phil was all about sex today too. Went from one extreme to the other. One woman had only ever had one orgasm, from oral stimulation, and was too scared to do it again. She was honest with her husband before they married, about being uninterested in sex, but he took that as a challenge.
    Good GOD!! Wouldn't that be a potential disater in the making???


    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    The next one was asking if she was a nympho cos they were doing it on average six times a day! He got congratulated and she got told practice makes perfect.
    Extremes - its all about extremes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    and therefore the concept of a new sexual orientation is borne - ergo the topic of this thread 'asexuality'....
    "A new sexual orientation" Don't kid your self, it could only be claimed as "new" before the first caveman said UGH! John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    'asexuality'....
    Gerald just needs to discover the testosterone source within...he should come bucket racing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Gerald just needs to discover the testosterone source within...he should come bucket racing
    Gerald just needs to harden the fuck up!.
    Dr SPB prescribes the following:
    • Spend a night in Auckland pub crawling
    • Get Really drunk
    • Pick-up a really slutty women
    • Travel to the Turkish cafe on K rd, order a donor kebab full of red meat and two short blacks. While consuming your snack smoke a hublee bublee and abuse the dodgy prossies and cross dresses traveling past.
    • Get into a punch-up with one of the cross dressers [keep it real!]
    • Find a rave or dance party
    • Dance all night with the slut. Drink lots of water to stabilise your alcoholic haze.
    • As day light returns take the slut up to the grave yard at the top of K rd.
    • Fuck her-hard, short and dirty.
    Great advice, and from experience I can say the testosterone flows freely for some considerable time after the event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Great advice, and from experience I can say the testosterone flows freely for some considerable time after the event.
    Actually, in all seriousness, both alcohol and sleep deprivation are terrible for a guy's testosterone levels.

    A lifting session at the gym followed by a low-carb dinner and an early night would have lifted the ol' T-juice; that dissipated bender probably hammered it way down for several days.

    Still sounds like fun but.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Actually, in all seriousness, both alcohol and sleep deprivation are terrible for a guy's testosterone levels.

    A lifting session at the gym followed by a low-carb dinner and an early night would have lifted the ol' T-juice; that dissipated bender probably hammered it way down for several days.

    Still sounds like fun but.

    In retrospect the punch-up was probably the clincher!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    In retrospect the punch-up was probably the clincher!
    I can't see Gerald getting into a rumble more like a

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    One woman had only ever had one orgasm, from oral stimulation, and was too scared to do it again. She was honest with her husband before they married, about being uninterested in sex, but he took that as a challenge.
    You didn't give the details, like she wasn't interested but was willing to change, but it sounds like a great example of how not to listen to your partner. When the person says they are not interested in sex, there should be no frustration from the other partner not getting any sex because they said they weren't interested right up front.
    Its like when a guy/girl says right up front they aren't interested in a committed relationship or wanting to have sex. Time goes on and the other person gets all upset. They said it right up front. I guess it gets back to listening to what people say, being honest and open.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    Its like when a guy/girl says right up front they aren't interested in a committed relationship or wanting to have sex. Time goes on and the other person gets all upset...
    Heh, that goes both ways.

    I once dated a girl who rabbited on about how she wasn't interested in 'anything serious'.

    OK, I thought, fair call, good to be open about such things, etc.

    So one day some, uh, stuff came up and I found it expedient to say bye-bye, and golly gosh, you shoulda seen the waterworks turn on! I guess she was a bit more interested in 'anything serious' than she'd let on.

    Nothing like people giving themselves a little lesson about being honest, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Dr SPB prescribes the following:
    ... and they say romance is dead...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fire eyes View Post
    I believe the relationships we have, are the relationships we feel we deserve at that time.
    I deserve more SEX!
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    I deserve more SEX!
    Well have you asked your right hand how it feels lately???..

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