Beijing Limpics

**Str8 Jacket** · 14th August 2008, 18:13

I noticed on stuff today, when I checked out the medal table they had listed us as Australia/New Zealand. Maybe they're just trying to make us look better! But I also kinda think that it sucks. We are NZ, we're a small country with a lot less competitors than most countries so we were never gonna win too many medals anyway!

**Flatcap** · 14th August 2008, 19:35

Originally Posted by chrisso

CMON NZ whats goin on??? wheres the medals??

The only way NZ will win medals is if they start handing them out for "participation" like they do at school nowadays

**scumdog** · 14th August 2008, 19:47

I saw the Aussies posting a 'medals per capita' chart - ferk, with our population winning even a single medal would be pretty good!

**slowpoke** · 14th August 2008, 20:14

Olympics? What a crock 'o shit. No one gives a ferk unless you win. You've gotta have a $1500 set of togs or a $30 000 bike just to be in the race....christ knows what a decent pharmacist is worth these days.

Don't get me started on the people "disappeared" for objecting to a stadium being built where their house, bear bile farming etc etc.

Fuck 'em all and turn the damn TV off.

Alcohol, what alcohol.....oh you mean this alcohol......

**raftn** · 14th August 2008, 20:17

Are the Olympics on?

**Hoon** · 15th August 2008, 09:47

Originally Posted by Maha

Yip, not hard to work that out, or find a pizza place, dont eat the local shit, it will give you the squirts if you are not use to it. Thier food is nothing like the take aways you get here.......no its worse!

I'm sure they're not that stupid. Remember they're athletes not tourists, their nutritional requirements will be finely tuned to maximise performance and to peak at the right time so experimentation isn't an option. From what I heard the food at the Olympic Village is very good with athletes only needing to bring supplements.

There are many ways to get stomach bugs other than through eating i.e. Swimming/sailing/kayaking in dirty water, walking barefoot, brushing teeth with tap water.

**Murray** · 15th August 2008, 10:05

Originally Posted by raftn

Are the Olympics on?

They are the filler between the commercials on TV1

**fire eyes** · 15th August 2008, 10:19

And whoever said Kiwis didnt have the Olympic Spirit!

Gee heres an idea ... maybe you lot should go & train for the next Olympics & see how many medals you bring home!

If they had a sport for Whinging .. we would make the Podium for sure!

Suck it up you lot lol

**avgas** · 15th August 2008, 10:24

Yep Kiwi's suck on a new level here.
On the upside the competition between the other countries is awesome. Not a single event i have seen so far (with exception of Phelps) has been a whitewash.
However to clear up a few negatives in this thread.
- Dont judge china until you have been there, as the whole of NZ fits in 1 suburb in Shanghai. Percentage wise they aren't doing too bad.

- Tibet is being ruled by "Maoist - Mao Extremists" not chinese (as a whole). Thats kinda like saying Kiwis are all thieving wankers because we all come from south Auckland. Middle-east is full of suicide bombers. USA is full of the un-intelligent.

- Its a whole different system over there, if you dont like it, dont go there......but when did they throw mud here?

**Skyryder** · 15th August 2008, 19:33

Originally Posted by slowpoke

Olympics? What a crock 'o shit. No one gives a ferk unless you win. You've gotta have a $1500 set of togs or a $30 000 bike just to be in the race....christ knows what a decent pharmacist is worth these days.

Don't get me started on the people "disappeared" for objecting to a stadium being built where their house, bear bile farming etc etc.

Fuck 'em all and turn the damn TV off.

Alcohol, what alcohol.....oh you mean this alcohol......

Yep that and fake fireworks and singer. That they have to pull this shit tells me that the Politburo has a seriouse inferiority complex.

Skyryder

**tri boy** · 15th August 2008, 20:29

Who cares about the medal count.
My favourite sport to watch was just on.
Female Olympic diving comp.

Where else do watch women pose for seconds on a high board, in tight one piece togs. Twist/roll their bodies as they plummet down wards, exit from the pool dripping wet, then shower right in front of you.
Every second is gold in my books.

**Flatcap** · 15th August 2008, 20:32

Originally Posted by tri boy

Who cares about the medal count.
My favourite sport to watch was just on.
Female Olympic diving comp.

Where else do watch women pose for seconds on a high board, in tight one piece togs. Twist/roll their bodies as they plummet down wards, exit from the pool dripping wet, then shower right in front of you.
Every second is gold in my books.

Except they are all about 14, you perv