Take the test. Could you be a new cop?

**Oakie** · 22nd August 2008, 07:54

Originally Posted by fireball

29/29 in 3:12 but my score doesnt matter.

i would love to be a cop but sadly it will never happen only having one eye tends to exclude me

passed all the tests except the eye test. just to prove that i am good enough.

Shift to Canterbury. Everyone is one-eyed down here.

**Gubb** · 22nd August 2008, 08:45

Originally Posted by blue eyed savage

22/29 05:08
i was in the army for 5 1/2 years and im never working for the govment agean

I'm pretty sure the "govment" can teach you reeeding and riteing.

And 24/29 in 4.03.
I'm too fat anyway.

**nodrog:Me** · 22nd August 2008, 09:08

24/29 4:42

sweet i only shot 5 innocent bystanders

**awayatc** · 22nd August 2008, 09:20

Originally Posted by fireball

29/29 in 3:12 but my score doesnt matter.

i would love to be a cop but sadly it will never happen only having one eye tends to exclude me

passed all the tests except the eye test. just to prove that i am good enough.

Fireball, you would be a perfect cop.....
Good police officers close one eye on regular occasion.

**Goblin** · 22nd August 2008, 09:36

Originally Posted by Planna

29/29 in 3:40

Brains and beauty - shucks

And modest to boot.

**Dooly** · 22nd August 2008, 09:47

Originally Posted by scumdog

11/29 in a lightning-fast time of 22 minutes.

Beat that!

Well done mate.

Have Broad's job.

**fireball** · 22nd August 2008, 15:10

Originally Posted by Oakie

Shift to Canterbury. Everyone is one-eyed down here.

im originally from otago.... no waaay would i move to canty

**tri boy** · 22nd August 2008, 19:59

Meh, who wants to be a new cop/
Retro cop would be way better. HQ's, no inquiry cases, heaps of free piss at the local footy club, free sex n drugs at the local brothel......
i need a friggin time machine.

**Oakie** · 22nd August 2008, 20:01

Originally Posted by fireball

im originally from otago.... no waaay would i move to canty

I'm an Otago boy too. (Dunedin, Oamaru). It's heaps of fun being an Otago fella and living in Canterbury ... especially when Otago beats Canterbury in the rugby.
You don't have to say anything ... just walk around town in your Otago jersey and soak up the canterbury pain. Love it! Honestly, they look at you as if you had just farted loudly in church.

**blacksheep** · 22nd August 2008, 20:11

Originally Posted by tri boy

Meh, who wants to be a new cop/
Retro cop would be way better. HQ's, no inquiry cases, heaps of free piss at the local footy club, free sex n drugs at the local brothel......
i need a friggin time machine.

don't have to worry about being politically correct either

, as in the life on mars tv series

**mstriumph** · 22nd August 2008, 20:23

Originally Posted by scumdog

11/29 in a lightning-fast time of 22 minutes.

Beat that!

but ..... but ...... you are a

**Buster** · 22nd August 2008, 20:25

Damn it! Criminal record? Like WTF!

not...

**raftn** · 22nd August 2008, 20:28

18/29 in 4.04 minutes, i think that would be a fail....i think i panicked i dont like tests!

**spudchucka** · 22nd August 2008, 22:08

Originally Posted by scumdog

11/29 in a lightning-fast time of 22 minutes.

Beat that!

Its a reverse psychology test, they don't really want too many clever buggers in the job so the lower the score the better. The more important test is whether or not you can get the coffees made in time for the rest of the section before start of shift.