Never assume that men understand

[Bren]

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

[MIXONE]

I thought oral sex was talking about it.Is that vocal sex then?

[Taz]

No Oral-B sex is when you use the flatmates toothbrush.....

[BIHB@0610]

For fucks sake, the original poster and the two respondents in this thread are men .....

Take the title of the thread, stop analysing, and just acknowledge.

Enough said!

[BIHB@0610]

[Grahameeboy]

You are too kind..................but

Women have eyes
Women have personalities
Women make great friends
Women don't generally swear
....I can continue
Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..

[BIHB@0610]

You are too kind..................but

Women have eyes
Women have personalities
Women make great friends
Women don't generally swear
....I can continue
Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..

Hey Grahameeboy .....

PM me ....

[nallac]

You are too kind..................but

Women have eyes
Women have personalities
Women make great friends
Women don't generally swear
....I can continue
Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..

yes its true they have breasts

they also have ummm
breasts and ummm
sorry lost track there thinking about breasts.

[Grahameeboy]

Hey Grahameeboy .....

PM me ....

Don't tease me.....

[FJRider]

your point is....

[Grahameeboy]

yes its true they have breasts

they also have ummm
breasts and ummm

You need reading glasses by the sounds it.......

[BIHB@0610]

your point is....

I have no point. I have no brain. I am a woman, I have breasts, a fabulous fat, squishy arse, and ears for listening to ABBA.

[FJRider]

I have no point. I have no brain. I am a woman, I have breasts, a fabulous fat, squishy arse, and ears for listening to ABBA.

And we love you for that...

[McJim]

Oh...and I thought it was Aural Sex. That would explain the nasty ear infection then

[BIHB@0610]

Oh...and I thought it was Aural Sex. That would explain the nasty ear infection then

Oh my goodness, you poor poppet .... and your readiness to come in another thread.

I just want to give you a great big hug!!!!