Good quotes thread.

[Bass]

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.
Oscar Wilde (I think)

[KiwiRat]

Shoot yourself in the foot often enough, and you won't have a leg to stand on. - Me.

[Magua]

Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains - Rousseau.

[nodrog:Me]

" I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

Winston Churchill

[idb]

"Peg, what time does dinner raise it's ugly head?"
Al Bundy

[cowboyz]

I hear they are still making days and another one is due tomorrow.

[idb]

"Everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it."

[idb]

"History's just one damned thing after another!"

[nodrog:Me]

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."

Napoleon Bonaparte

[R6_kid:Me]

"English Mother Fucker!!! Do you speak it?" - Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction.

[idb]

"Why don't we come up with a KB wave so that we can recognise each other on the road?"
Unknown

[chrisso]

''Right you Bastards, im coming to your planet''
''Im a Derek-Dereks dont run''
''Never guess what I had to do?-what drink some chuck?''

'Bad Taste'

[Stirts]

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcyclist.
(Anonymous)

[chrisso]

''Chicken Little was right...''

[buellbabe]

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;
A woman loses hers after four kisses...