Kaiaua for lunch on 31st Oct

[motorbyclist]

nothing worse than txting a girl all night, and then right as you suddenly have to make a run for the toilet she sends "be at yours in 10"

[bomma]

^ The question is, would you eat the vegies from the ground knowing that Andrew has taken a big fucken dump there?

Girl, it's was no ordinary solid particle dump, it was the wet diarrhea kind O.K?

Would you still like some homegrown vegetables though?

ummmmm...... wait i know this one......ummmm hold on........yes!! fuck i got that wrong didnt i

and human shit is too acidic or something it doesnt make good fertiliser....


p.s. how long do you need to take a dump??10mins is enuff time to have an epic dump and get cleaned up and smellin nice for the chickadee

[motorbyclist]

yea, i got sorted in ten minutes.... now to just hope i can get through this next exam

[skidMark]

did a green zxr and an 07 gpx leaking oil like a sive go past?

with a large gap between the gpx and the zxr?

cus i um...know this err guy?

[bomma]

did a green zxr and an 07 gpx leaking oil like a sive go past?

with a large gap between the gpx and the zxr?

cus i um...know this err guy?

yes and yes......

did you happen to see a black gsxr750, and a white/red viffer 400 parked at a shop and a green zx7r parked on the side of the road and andrew takin a shit round the back, in the shops garden??

[motorbyclist]

it wasn't a garden ffs! and believe me if i had a choice i would've gone to clevedon.


and yeah skidmark, we did see you, that zxr was screaming

[Macstar]

That's hillarious Andrew. I'm going to nominate you for an award at the end of year SMC function. Someone buy some adult nappies for the prize!

[klyong82]

I wish I was there to see the action would have been good to put another extra 100km on the ZX6R.

[Chrislost]

did a green zxr and an 07 gpx leaking oil like a sive go past?

with a large gap between the gpx and the zxr?

cus i um...know this err guy?

ahhah so tahts why a bike went past at 20,000RPM then looked like it was stopping for the gentle left hander...

remember when i suddenly stopped bommer?
and the gap was only about 5 seconds before the GPX came past, dropping oil is not cool by the way, what if the gsxr dropped its guts on a corner and you were the enxt persn to come by...?

[twinkle]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60234

[bomma]

my awesome powers of necromancy

[Phurrball]

At least it's your own rot you are poking about in.

*EW*

Whaddarya? A Dushy?

[bomma]

lol nah this subject sorta came up at the last chiller which got me thinking that not all the new members know some of the more colourful stories that are part of the club so thought id bring this thread back up so they can have a glimpse

NOT an exercise in my own necrophilliac self-pleasuring

[Zim_Invader]

holy fuck... hahaha! that's epic. we gotta ride past this place some time, just to see if they remember andrew!

[bomma]

we gotta ride past this place some time, just to see if they remember andrew!

i second that!! now to the votes!! all those who support say "aye" all those who oppose say "nay" and any obstentions dont need to be heard coz you're just geh