I was talking to my boss yesterday about Greenies etc., and we discussed the strange phenomenon that we seem to have a Gummint that is applying rules and policies that are both stupid and almost universally despised. Now, as usual, I am plucking this out of my arse, but I believe it's true. In particular, I refer to their 'green' policies. Here's some examples:
1. We've signed up for the Kyoto agreement, and hobbled ourselves with some crippling policies such as monetarily flaggellating ourselves for our non-green activities, to uphold our bullshit "Clean, Green" image, even though our semi-Third World economy can't cope with it. It would be cheaper and more effective if we really want to clean up our act to enforce emissions checks, stop importing crappy used Jap vehicles, and institute some real (as opposed to token) recycling.
2. Taxing the crap out of fuel for private motor vehicles, even though the Evrij NooZilunder has overwhelmingly shown that he/she doesn't want to use the crappy public transport system, and would rather drive everywhere.
3. Outlawing the evil incandescent lightbulb, to save the (now let me see if I can get it right this time) baby lesbian Maori vegan fur seal whale penguins. In rushing to do so, we ended up with a whole lot of cheap, crappy, mercury-rich, unrecyclable CFL 'energy saving' bulbs to replace them. Even though the power usage from lighting is one of the more trivial parts of the whole consumption. (On a side note - why do we need to save energy? Fuck it, I pay for what I use, so the power companies can make a huge profit from the infrastructure decades of public money built up. If I'm paying, I should be able to use as much power as I want. If there's insufficient generation capacity, repeal the EnvironMENTAL Resource Act and put up a few hundred more wind turbines. Holland is MUCH greener than us, and they seem to have no problem with doing that. Or build some nuke-yular reactors like those ones sprouting all over Yurp.)
4. The Gummint promulgates the propaganda they get from GreenPiss almost verbatim, without checking the veracity of it.
5. Theres a whole lot more stuff I could pluck out of my arse, but it's getting smelly, I'm getting pissed off, and I should have a quick browse of the forums before I do some work.

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