Fuck off already!

[Fatjim]

Maybe you would you like some meat in your diet?

Oh give up!

[The Pastor]

get over yourself. your not speical and no one cares. everyone has somthing wrong with them, get over it. no such thing as normal.

[AllanB]

Try sex and lots of it.

Just thinking about it has given me a 'fat'

[fire eyes]

placid?????? geez would hate to see you angry fk it .. if your doing ok screw the 'get bigger' stuff .. just work what ya got .. can't say Id recommend beer but ya could try wearing clothes 3 sizes bigger! that might help!!!!!!!!! ohh and Fatt Maxx recommends pies .. so that could help to lol

[fire eyes]

Try sex and lots of it.

Just thinking about it has given me a 'fat'

that is kinda gross

[1 Free Man]

As those who have meet me know. There isn't a hell of a lot to me. I'm pretty damn skinny (or so I'm constantly told).

Got checked out by the Dr. He reckons all is sweet.

Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.

I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

Fucking fat cunts

HONEY ROASTED PEANUTS!!! These little suckers did it for me. Waist line went from 87 to 105cm in 12 weeks.
Still trying to get rid of the gut 5 years later LOL
I don't think your skinny. You don't sound skinny.

[westie]

I agree with the smoking thing. If ya give that up, you could quit with me(again)

ps I have some spare fat if you want it

[tzrmike]

It sounds like your base metabolic rate is extremely accelerated, basically your body absorbs less calories out of a meal, than a, um, non-skinny person. Personally, my metabolic rate goes up and down based on how much exercise I do. I can go from 1900 calories per day+no exercise=you fat bastard to 3500 calories per day + rugby league training/running everyday= cut another hole in my belt. If you drink a lot of coffee/V/red bull/smoke your rate will remain accelerated. Cut those out, and maybe try some St Johns wort to slow down your system. Drinking water with a meal also aids digestion. You could always try eating taro.

[Gremlin]

They are probably jealous... I know I fucken am

Went from competitive cycling in school, 6'2, 68kg, kept eating the huge amounts of food I needed (10+ hours a week on the bike, 30kph) and stopped exercising.

ta-da... Now I'm 6'3 and just under 100kg. That last inch sure has been a doozy

[no-coast-punk]

There is a scientific term for people like you. You have an ectomorphic somatype.

http://ectomorph-gainmass.blogspot.com/

Here's how you gain more weight.

Basically the ectomorphs have a (common) hormone imbalance. I bet you are either really hot or really cold all the time. You probably also have unusually long fingers/toes. Certain growth hormones run wild while others are non-existent. The "good" growth hormones you need more of do come out when you sleep, but not so much during waking hours. You also metabolize fat, carbs and proteins at different rates than the rest of us which is why the diet that would make a normal person fat, you simply shrug off. The key for you is to keep fat, carbs and proteins in the correct ratio, otherwise the body will start to metabolize one more than the other, and then you're back at square one.

[pritch]

that is kinda gross

yeah but kinda funny

[Trumpess]

Wow! Youve had some interesting replys!
Hope that has put a smile on your face.

Using a carb diet will put meat on your bones, but you have to stick to it for a good 6 weeks to notice the difference. It certianly don't happen over night.

Face it hunny! You being skinny is part of your gene. Its who you are!
Nothing you can do about it really.
Most people don't like something about their bodies, tis the norm.
Most people admire someone elses body, or wish they had certian parts to complement theirs. Tis the norm.
For ladies its usually the boobs, bum or tummy.
For guys its their "ahem", muscles or abs.

Be thankfull that people make these comments to you instead of jibbing you behind your back. It is jelousy. Tis the norm.

You are unhappy about your situation because people have made you more aware and they wish they have what you have.
You need to counteract and tell them to get over it and become happy with yourself again.

[Crazy Steve]

Cleary her eat everything just isnt that..

I had a skinny friend for ages, He would say "I just cant put weight on"

And "I eat like a Horse"

Thing is he didnt "Eat like a Horse"

And when that skinny friend finally started visiting Wendys and the gym 3-4times a week hes now gone from 55kgs to 115kgs and hes a 6 foot....

The amount of food that fat people eat is fckin MASIVE ! !

And there is no way a Skinny person could ever eat the same amount..

Myself and two friend use to walk into George Pie in Hamilton after swimming at Waterworld and Buy 30 small steakmince and cheese pie and 10 fries 10x Pies each...the look on the staffs face when one persons orders that...

Those two friend would also sometimes stop on the way home that same night for Mc Dees.....(Yes im seroius) Both these friends are now 160kgs plus.....

And that was considered a snack ! ! ! !

Crazy Steve..

[sels1]

[QUOTE=placidfemme;1790505Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.[/QUOTE]

Hmmm you are eating all this extra food...but not storing any of it...where does it all go? You must be spending shitloads on loo paper as well???

[Swoop]

Fuck it. It will come when you get older. Enjoy it while it lasts and tell anyone who has problems with it to "fuck off and join a gangsta video, since they need booty".

whats with running when your life doesnt depend on it?

Unless you are chasing something to eat, or running away from something that is attempting to eat you, running is totally un-neccessary!