Magpie Madness Rally 2008 (21-23 Nov)

**Bren** · 23rd November 2008, 10:37

Hope you guys had a fantastic time ....

....Bastards (muttering)

**MotoRad-ical** · 23rd November 2008, 19:28

Thanks to all for the good weekend!
Cheers Dangerous for mustering us lot into a group that all made it there in one piece.

Hope alley cat made it home in one piece.
I've never seen a girl packed and ready to go before anyone else was even up!

**xknuts** · 23rd November 2008, 19:31

Originally Posted by timg

Cheap??!

Betcha you won't be saying that when the wee gingerling is 20 and still sucking yer tit dry

No, TIMG.
Its not the tits that get sucked dry! At 20 they suck ya wallet dry, mate

!

**dangerous** · 23rd November 2008, 19:41

Originally Posted by MotoRad-ical

Thanks to all for the good weekend!
Cheers Dangerous for mustering us lot into a group that all made it there in one piece.

Hope alley cat made it home in one piece.
I've never seen a girl packed and ready to go before anyone else was even up!

WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa... HAHAhahahaaaaa, hey look guys, its the rally virgin that keeled over at 4:30 PEE EM

Mate AC never went to bed hence her being 1st up

**woodybee** · 23rd November 2008, 19:42

Blimey finally got home from the Magpie at 6pm tonight.

Firstly Happy Birthday Daleypoos, welcome to the Naughty 40 Club

Sorry didn't get to spend more time with you and Paula, blimey that rally is massive now eh, so eay to loose people when its dark.

Had a, ........really big piss up on Friday after arriving there very late, in fact saw the sun rise Sautrday, and finally crawled into bed at 610am, there were about 15 of us around the fire.

Never done that a rally before, and it was funny the next night, as everyone that stayed up had a chat and laugh about it.....something about watching the night turn into day.................

Met a funny guy from Christchurch called Chris, so knocked around with him on the Friday.

Dished out loads of posters for the Garstonian Rally on the Saturday afternoon (when I got up!!!!).What a great way to circulate too..........

Met a few new KBer's Evo11something or other, her chap and another couple of KBers' can't remember their name.

Saturday was less hectic on the booze front, but managed to jump and dance around like someone possessed but the beer was bit chewey by midnight, so didn't drink,after the witchin hour fearing the 5 hour drive the next day. C locked out at 2.10 when I couldnt stop yawning, for the first time I listened to the band from my tent............Fuck I am never doing an alnighter again, fun as it was, absoultely bushed later the next day

God the journey home was labourious, I could hardly see through my eyes, I was so tired, stopped 4 times for power

with my feet up on the bike on the way back. Weather held up though, and by the time I got to Kawaru Gorge, I was revitalised and flew through there, (well quick for me anyway!!!)

All in all the rally was super duper, the bands were fab (very groovy blues band on Saturday, the guitarist came from Old Kent Road, London, alright Geezer!) and the main act was great too.

The organisation at that rally is fantastic, lots going on, great venue, loads of helpers and it ran like clockwork.

Thank you to the organisers of the Magpie Rally, you dudes are truly wonderful

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See everyone at the Long Drop Rally.

Gnite all, I'm totally knacked

**MotoRad-ical** · 23rd November 2008, 20:03

Originally Posted by dangerous

WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa... HAHAhahahaaaaa, hey look guys, its the rally virgin that keeled over at 4:30 PEE EM

Mate AC never went to bed hence her being 1st up

Beauty sleep D! Thats why I don't have grey stubble and ginger pubes!

And with that move I managed to get 2 women into my tent (Hi 5!)
Might I add I did get up after that although I could learn a few things about commitment to the cause from HOT and AC

**Ghost_Bullet** · 23rd November 2008, 21:07

The rally that now was. Winchester/Magpie...Via the back road through the windys to Fairly, filled the bike till it was Fairly full. And tootled off for a Pleasant lunch at Pleasant Point.

Off to the magpie, i kept an eye up above, as with experience, those black and white birds can cause pain to ones skull on impact. It seemed the place was vacant of magpies.
Tent up natter and drink. Was easlily talked into dining at the pub

, to hot to cook me own cans..
back and did the usual walk and chat about.
All the rest is now history, concerns about muslim donkeys led to many bows toward mecha????

Fire, marshmellows and seat stealing.
Then HOT brought out the T-killer... shot glasses lemon and salt.
This cant be bad... hit back a shot... igh.. yup that was tight.
Convinced by ?? use the salt and lemon combo...

(right)
Licked drunk and sucked...

Mmm this aint workin to well... better stand up....

... take a walk.....

god damn... an earlier experience this year has left my body with a natural defence against straight fuels...

Sung the birthday song to N-Hawk, then it was time to tuck off to bed for sleep.
I was semi suprised to wake to the sound of familer voices and sunlight, scurrying around my tent to find me specs to check the time...6.12am... shite...
Up and away was good, and grewat to be home with some day to go...
A little buggered now, but look forward to the upcoming KB Rally in a few weeks.

THE ALBUM OF SHOTS, CLICK IMAGE --->

by GhostBullet

**Ghost_Bullet** · 23rd November 2008, 21:10

Oh and a video clip of the Unicylce thing.

Winchester unicycle clip

**kiwi cowboy** · 23rd November 2008, 22:22

Originally Posted by stevewederell

Wire brush and dettol will fix that right up...or go to pharmacy and get some chloramphenicol topical, or take an asprin - wait 9 months and if you get a big belly you're pregnant

i got twins in me then

**alley cat** · 24th November 2008, 06:31

Thanks all for a great weekend.
The ride down was beautiful, unsure as to why i dont go that way more often!
Did the usual trick of mixing my poisons, Hence no sleep at all and frantic ride hoom with speed of light vacuming when there.

Good to catch you all and meet the new kids.
Motorad you should be bottled. Sorry if i played any part in you getting out of shape. Your little sleepy eyes awwwww.

HOT You are bloody HOT.
Thanks D and R for the usual planning and laughs.
And virgin ladies you were far to well behaved! Loving the docs and the chance of a matchmake

Stay safe kids, hugs not drugs.lol

**SDU** · 24th November 2008, 15:31

Awesome catching up with ya folks & new faces.
Did the usual stagger weave after swilling way to much bourbon around the track after a great ride (-we went the same route as GB) fantastic weather. So many people to see, so easy to loose people in the dark.
Hope to see you around again soon

**Evo1132** · 24th November 2008, 15:54

No tickets, no crashes, no fights, weatha was hot, fuckin awesome rally.

**scumdog** · 24th November 2008, 16:04

Originally Posted by Evo1132

No tickets, no crashes, no fights, weatha was hot, fuckin awesome rally.

Sorta sums it up here too, a great way to start the summer rally season!!

Great company too except for the drunken pillock wandering around at about 5:30 onwards on Sunday morning - waffling on in a toothless and brainless way about all manner of shit he knew nothing about - and in a voice loud enough for most of the camp to hear his ignorance.

When an idiot says "I don't have a bike and I don't have a car - but I could get one if I saved" you know there's not going to be much depth of conversation eh!

But biggest turnout at Winchester yet, sheesh, if it gets much bigger we'll have to pre-book a spot to put our tent.
(Especially for the Xaria/Nighhawk'Taj-Mahal sized unit)

And leaving the site at 7:30 instead of 10:00+ was great, no traffic, weather just right and bugger-all bugs around.

PS: Now taking orders for 'Redneck Tank Tops' as modelled by CB!!