50 mistakes women make when having sex (aka politics of fucking)

**TOTO** · 18th December 2008, 07:36

Maybe the mods can move it in "Biker Angels" section...

**racerhead** · 18th December 2008, 07:50

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh please...do keep us updated on how well that went!!! Pleeeeeaaase...

Originally Posted by Stirts

tee heee racerhead is gonna be in the

either that or he is going to be pee'ing in all directions tomorrow

That went totally wrong

Think I must have picked the wrong day to mention it.
Oh well was worth a try

This is me at the moment

**pixc** · 18th December 2008, 07:55

Ok. It is how a guys head works I guess. Pretty easy to figure out. Its alot more pimal the ours.

BUT THIS IS NOT OK!!
46. Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things because you have these rare Egyptian cotton sheets that were made by hand by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern. They'll wash...THEY DO NOT WASH

Would it be too much to ask to just thro a drop sheet down first?? Abit of thought DOESNT go astray!

**CB ARGH** · 18th December 2008, 07:56

sex is for dorks

jk!

**Stirts** · 18th December 2008, 08:07

Originally Posted by racerhead

That went totally wrong

Think I must have picked the wrong day to mention it.
Oh well was worth a try

This is me at the moment

ooooooer here is your opportunity to have some angry sex. Tell her if she witholds sex, you will look elsewhere. Don't whatever you do ask for a blowjob, she may very well bite it off.

Love Agony Aunt Tina

**racerhead** · 18th December 2008, 08:16

Originally Posted by Stirts

ooooooer here is your opportunity to have some angry sex. Tell her if she witholds sex, you will look elsewhere. Don't whatever you do ask for a blowjob, she may very well bite it off.

Love Agony Aunt Tina

Ha ye that could work alrite, cant beat angry sex

Bite it off

oh god no the thoughts of that

**TOTO** · 18th December 2008, 08:27

you lot are twisted...i like it...

**007XX** · 19th December 2008, 11:12

Originally Posted by racerhead

That went totally wrong

Think I must have picked the wrong day to mention it.
Oh well was worth a try

This is me at the moment

Oh you poor wee sausage. We could have predicted that one, but eh, what would be amusing in that?

Bet you're scrambling for ideas of brownie points, now uh?

And nothing beats makeup sex...

Originally Posted by TOTO

you lot are twisted...i like it...

Gee, well there is an understatement if I ever saw one!

**Sharry** · 26th March 2009, 17:07

Originally Posted by TOTO

44. Not washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, this is more of a general statement. If you haven't showered that day, and things smell a little... fishy... perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you.

Stop ya whinning and get the chips while the fishy is still hot

**piston broke** · 26th March 2009, 19:55

51,
there is nothing wrong with booking a motel suite with a waterbed and taking along a litre or two of baby or coconut oil

**Subike** · 26th March 2009, 20:59

51. The Olins Mono shock will take the pounding,you dont need a back seat

**TOTO** · 26th March 2009, 21:36

bloody dredgers...

**cc rider** · 26th March 2009, 23:26

[QUOTE=TOTO;1854159] 38. Throwing a bitch fit when he asks for a threesome. It's the American dream. (Quick interjection - one request for a threesome is ok. Every 5 minutes, not so much. Know the difference).[QUOTE]

I applaud your obvious mature & open minded approach to no.38 - I have always wanted to try 2 guys & just knowing guys like you are out there makes me 'hot'

**trump-lady** · 26th March 2009, 23:36

Ill be sure on my next date to say "I am quite confident that I have mastered the toto bible" and see if it brings me any luck lol

**TOTO** · 27th March 2009, 09:49

Originally Posted by cc rider

I applaud your obvious mature & open minded approach to no.38 - I have always wanted to try 2 guys & just knowing guys like you are out there makes me 'hot'

Originally Posted by trump-lady

Ill be sure on my next date to say "I am quite confident that I have mastered the toto bible" and see if it brings me any luck lol

someone should write the woman version of this list. It sure will be a crack up to read