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Hardcore Biker
I work in a mall so see alot of funny shirts everydayOriginally Posted by Fatt Max
Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....
The one that sticks in my mind as being the funniest is
"last night i molested myself,i said NO!
But i knew i wanted it"
Cracked me up for hours
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. One wheel moves the filth
Relax Officer Pig, It was just a wheelie
sem fiddy pilot
Turn right at Rerewhakaaitu, and go up a bit.... you can't miss it
Member, sem fiddy appreciation society
NEDWN VIII
Thank god you said right John, turn left and one could end up in the lake...
Hardcore Biker
Long time ago I saw a T shirt with Colonel Sanders with his pants round his ankles, chocka up a chook.
The caption said..."best fuc*ing chicken in town"
Potty Mouth
These usually get some good reactions walking down the street:
"It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."\m/ o.o \m/
Moped rider
I saw one that said "I have the body of a god", with a picture of a fat Buddha underneath...the only size available was "small", WTF?!I was in the Warehouse the other day, saw a Tee Shirt that read:
"I am in shape, round is a shape"
They didnt have it in my size....oh the irony...!
Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....
'tart tourmenter
Used to have a few hot rod ones...
Take your rod out & play with it
Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown!
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
pizza for cat?
got it! had that one for 10 years and i still wear it haha
Bite me!
Screen printer friend in ChCh used to make one with a pic like this dude..& underneath it said..
I'd rather be behind bars"
GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
Easily ammused
On the back of a T-shirt.
"If you can read this the bitch has fallen off".
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
The Sharif don't like it!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Spotted one in a shop recently.
Just two hands linked up in a handshake. The slogan over the top was "Say NO to hugs!"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
"if it's got tits or wheels, it's gonna cause trouble"
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Scooter boy
If its got tits, wings, wheels or it floats youre best to rent it by the hour.
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